Deep in the forests in Paris stood a mansion. It was a huge stone built building lavishly furnished. This belonged to an Amazon named Dicez. (I wish LOL)

It was a sunny Saturday afternoon and all of her Amazon buddies were havinga get together as they did often. "Right then" said Dicez as she took a lookout of the dining room window "today, we have a treat lined up for us....,well..., several actually" she grinned as she looked at all the amazons as they sat with puzzled expressions on their faces. "As long as it involves HerK I don't mind what it is" Melite smirked. 

A row of limousines pulled into the driveway and Dicez noticing this quickly summoned all the ladies upstairs to the study. "What is she up to?" Hygea asked Chantal as they climbed the stairs, "I haven't got a clue but I suppose we ought to do as we are told" Chantal replied. Once they got into the study, Dicez rushed to the window and signaled for the others to come and look also. "This is your surprise", she stated. 

They all watched silently as the doors on the limos opened simultaneously and the passengers stepped out. "Hey, that's Duncan Macleod isn't it?" said Star as she clambered through the crowd to get a better look. "There's Sov" yelled Melite, "and HerK, what is going on Dicez?, why are they here?, how did you manage that?" Dicez smiled, "Well, you may not like this but I have tricked them here, they think they are going to be auditioning for a lead in a new film but little do they know they are here for us". 

They all looked back out the window and watched as the men all walked up the stairs to the front door. "But how can we pull that off? asked Ann. "We will have to be very quiet for a start, the butler has just let them in and he will take them to the downstairs lounge and is advising them that they will get to see the film producer soon." Dicez said. With that they all giggled excitedly. 

"But who is going to be the producer?" ,asked Freya. Dicez shrugged her shoulders "not me that's for sure, no good at acting... any volunteers?" she glanced around as most of the amazons tried not to make eye contact with her in the fear that they may be chosen to do the task. "Oh come on" she said, "there must be one person who can act, just think that person gets time with all of the men downstairs, HerK, SHerk, Kull, Sov, Kevin, Ares,

Duncan and Connor", Princess raised her hand from the back of the crowd, "Me, let me, I can do it". "Right that's settled then" said Dicez, "go down there and spin them a tale". The others started chatting excitedly as Princess headed downstairs.

Princess got to the door of the lounge, took a deep breath and entered. She knew she had to be very convincing for them to stay so she made up a brief outline of a story so that they had an idea what the film was about, once she had done this she told them to stay seated and she would call them one at a time. She then left the room and ran back upstairs to the awaiting amazons. "Cor blimey that was difficult, I think they believed me though"she said catching her breath. "Very good work", Dicez grinned, "let's all go downstairs now to the adjacent room where we can start our fun". They all crept down the stairs and into the dining room trying not to make a sound.

In the lounge SHerK was getting restless sitting still, "How long is this going to take I'm bored?. Kevin smiled, "not too long I hope, Sam has booked us a table at a restaurant in the city for dinner so I need to get back before 5 'o clock." SHerk got up and started pacing the room. Ares glared at him then at HerK, "He is driving me nuts, what is he doing here anyway?". HerK replied "You know I can't leave him behind, he gets into too much trouble and people think I did it. So, he is better off supervised".  

Kull glanced over to Duncan and Connor who were comparing swords and went over to join them, "Hey, I hope you are not going to take anyone's head today, especially mine", he laughed. Connor smiled, "only if we have to, you never know who is about". 

SHerK suddenly turned towards HerK and said "I need to go to the bathroom, is that OK?". HerK smiled, "Yeah, sure, you will have to find it though and watch this is a very big place. Don't get lost" SHerK scurried towards the door, opened it then ran down the corridor looking left and right at the doorways as he went. The other men could hear his feet as he ran on the marble floor. "That guy is pathetic", Sov smirked "although being you Hercules, you couldn't expect much more". He then laughed his wicked laugh and rocked back in his chair. HerK ignored him, it was no use arguing, Sov would only get worse. 

Ann was heading for the kitchen to get a drink when she ran straight into SHerK (literally). "Oh sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going, I am trying to find the bathroom, can you show me where it is?", he said. Her eyes lit up seeing him in the flesh and her mouth gaped open. There was then a period of silence while she stared then she replied "Yes, certainly. Follow me". She headed down the corridor with him trailing behind like a lost puppy. The reached the bathroom and he walked in "Oh, I will wait here for you to take you back" she said as she cunningly conjured up a plan take him to the other amazons. He was such an easy target. He came out and they traipsed back down the hall and into the dining room, "Is this where I was before?, I don't think it was", he said confused. Ann took his hand and led him over to Dicez, "Look what I have here" she said. "Oh, hi, nice to meet you, why don't you sit down over there and we will be with you in a minute", Dicez grinned from ear to ear. SHerK sat down and looked around "where did the others go?". The amazons giggled as they watched him try to work out where he was. 

Back in the lounge HerK was starting to get a little concerned that SHerK was taking a little longer than necessary, "Do you think you have lost him?" Ares laughed as he saw the worry in HerKs face. "His bearings aren't all they should be that's all, I had better go and look for him". Just as he was about to step out of the door, a loud shriek was heard from the next room followed by lots of laughter. HerK put his ear up against the wall attempting to hear what was going on in there. He then heard "Right, who's got the raffle ticket number 26?". He then turned to Ares and said "Sounds like a party next door". 

To his horror he then heard "Chantal, you lucky person. You have won SHerK for the rest of the day". HerK stepped away from the wall in shock. "What's up HerK?", Kevin asked. "I think our SHerK has been captured by some women and has been the star prize in a raffle", he replied. Ares burst into laughter and Sov joined in, "Don't be ridiculous, who would want him?". 

HerK put his ear back up against the wall just as Dicez was finishing talking through her strategy for getting each man out of the room one by one and then having their wicked way with them. Again shocked he looked at Kevin, "they are going to kidnap us and as she put it 'have their wicked way' with us". By this time tears were rolling down Ares’ and Sov’s cheeks," Ooh let me be next then" Sov chuckled not taking it at all seriously. "You do realize that they are those hard core nutball and whatever else fans of ours that will stop at nothing, haven't you read their messages on the sorbo-list?", Kevin stated beginning to look a tadge worried.  

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Author’s notes: Well thanks to Hygea, Melite, Chantal, Freya, Deeva and Ann for commenting on my story. I really appreciate it and I am glad you like it.

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WILD AMAZONS IN PARIS part 2 

Ares wiped the tears from his eyes, "sorbo-list, what ever next, how do you know about it?". Kevin replied, "Sam has subscribed so we both check out what is going on with the fans and I tell you some of them have very vivid imaginations".

Kevin got up from his seat, "Look, I think this is all a set up. We should all stay together, you know safety in numbers and all that". Duncan wandered over to him, "Connor and I will be OK though, we are not anything to do with your fans". "Ah, but that's where you're wrong" Kevin replied, "they have discussed you two in the past too, it is not safe for any of us". 

Sov stood up "This is stupid, a few women won't hurt us, in fact it could be quite an interesting experience", he raised his eyebrows then headed towards the door. "I'm going out there, whether you like it or not. I can't stay cooped up in here all afternoon hiding". He slammed the door after him and headed upstairs to see if there were any stray amazons up there. 

Meanwhile, Chantal and SHerk headed for the games room. "Now, I am going to have to put you in the cupboard in the games room till I have time to be with you, I have to go and get some snacks from the local store so you wait in there for me". She took him to the cupboard and pushed him inside, locking the door after her. "You are going to come back for me aren't you?" SHerK cried. "Of course silly. Just give me 20 minutes and I will be back", she replied. As she walked to the door she could hear him counting to himself and smiled. 

Melite had, unknowingly to them, followed Chantal and SHerK to the games room and was hiding in the laundry room next door. She heard Chantal open the door and start walking down the corridor humming a little tune. Melite peered around the doorway to see where she was heading. Just as Chantal turned the corner she dropped something but didn't notice. Melite sneaked across the corridor to see what it was. "A key...I wonder what that's for?", she said slyly. She headed back to the games room to investigate what she had done with SHerK. As she entered the room she could hear him quite clearly counting. She smiled to herself as she stood next to the cupboard where the voice was coming from, while looking at the key. She tried the key in the lock and it opened the door, "Hi big boy", she said touching his arm. "Um er, Chantal has gone shopping, er, I am waiting for her", he said shyly. "Oh no", Melite said, "she didn't really want you, that is why she locked you in the cupboard. Now that wasn't nice was it?" SHerK looked annoyed, "no, not nice. Can you look after me then?", he asked. "Yes, I think so, lets go to the study though, because we can be safe there together", Melite said playing on his insecurity and led him to the study. 

Chantal walked to her car parked at the front of the mansion among the limousines. "How come I got volunteered to get the snacks, just when I won SHerk as well". She fumbled in her handbag for her car keys then noticed they were still in the car ignition, just as she was doing so she caught sight of Duncan watching her through the lounge window. An enormous grin came across her face as he opened the window and called her over. She ran to him and he asked "Locked out are we?" She gazed into his gorgeous eyes and stuttered, "y-y-y-yeah, always doing it, w-w-will have to call the locksmith". "Oh no, don't waste your money, I can open it for you", he said as he hopped through the window and jogged towards the car. Ares shouted after him, "be careful, remember what our Kev said about those women", then he roared with laughter again. 

Chantal followed trying to take it in that Duncan was helping her. The man she had been fantasizing over for ages was standing inches away from her. Suddenly, as Duncan was unlocking the car with a piece of twisted metal he heard a thud behind him. He turned and there she was spark out on the floor. Ares still watching him shouted "See, they're not dangerous creatures" while laughing again "Oh boy, I haven't laughed so much in ages".

HerK who had had just enough of Ares pushed past him and stepped out of the window to help Duncan with the unconscious Chantal. "What are we going to do with her?", Duncan asked. "She will have to come inside with us, but go back through the window with her, we don't want the others to see us", Herk replied.

Duncan picked her up and carried her towards the window. Chantal came round while in his arms, saw him, then flaked out again. "Boy, I did not know I had this effect on women", he grinned. Connor took Chantal from Duncan at the window and laid her on the table. "I think we need water for her", Connor said stroking her face. "A chronic case of over exposure to Duncan Macleod" laughed Ares as he stepped towards Chantal with a jug of iced water. Connor propped her up in his arms and put a glass of the water to her lips.

Chantal started to come around again, swallowing the water. She opened her eyes and looked around. Ares was standing in front of her, Kevin was alongside him with a caring look on his face, "That's better", he said to her. She continued to look around the room still dazed. Connor ran his fingers up and down her arm to comfort her. She turned to him and her eyes glazed over once more. "She must have a thing about Highlanders eh Duncan?", he said as he laid her back down on the table. "Yeah", Kevin said "next time she comes around, let us see to her first OK?". Duncan and Connor agreed then went back to sharpening their swords. 

Upstairs Sov after peering in all the doors came across the bathroom. He could hear somebody singing inside. He tried the door handle slowly so not to be seen but it was locked. He then heard the lock being turned and quickly hid in the next doorway, Nannyboo stepped out still singing to herself and headed towards the stairs. Sov grabbed her from behind, covering her mouth so she could not be heard screaming and took her back into the bathroom. Once in there he let her go and faced her, "well, if it isn't one of those Sorbo fans" he said, "Kevin tells us you are obsessed with us, is that right?". Nannyboo too shocked to say anything nodded in agreement. "Well, I had better give you a memorable experience then eh?", he said as he started ripping her clothes off. Nannyboo came out of shock and decided to go along with him. After all, what else could she do, he had locked her in <g>. She took off his top but had a bit of difficulty getting the leather pants off. "Let me", he said as he helped her with them, "Let's have a shower shall we?". He pulled her up against him and they both stepped into the shower and drew the curtain. (sorry, imagination is required for the rest <g>) 

Back in the dining room the amazons were getting a bit restless "Where has Chantal got to with the food?, It can't take that long to get there", Hilara said. "Oh, I don't know, maybe she took SHerK and they have stopped off somewhere, if you know what I mean", said Calico. "But I'm hungry, and as soon as we have eaten we can capture our next hunk", Becky said. "Too right", Hygea laughed "I think we should pull Kevin out of there next". 

Dicez walked over to them looking at her watch, "Oh well, I suppose we ought to order a pizza seeing as Chantal seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth. She then walked over to the phone and placed their order. 

All of a sudden Ares appeared from nowhere (it's a god thing LOL). Kelly walked over to him to check him out. "Hey, girls, we have you soused. We are not here for a film interview, just for your pleasure, that's right isn't it?". 

Will Ares put a stop to their plan?

Does Melite get her 'wicked way' with SHerK?

Can Chantal ever stop THUDDING? LOL

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Part 3  

(Ares has just appeared in the dining room) 

Kelly still wandering around him said "Um er no, it is a film interview. We are all actresses you see and we are also here for the interview". The other amazons looked at each other then nodded in agreement. Princess stepped out from behind them all and walked towards him, "Ares, just the man. I was just about to call you for your interview, how about walking into my office". 

Ares suddenly became very unsure, these women were literally undressing him with their eyes but followed her anyway, chucking all around him as he went. Kelly followed them with a fruit bowl behind her back. 

Just as Ares entered the small room, Kelly clonked him over the back of his head with the bowl. "What did you do that for?" Princess asked as she rushed towards Ares lying on the floor. "Well, if he's unconscious he can't disappear, can he?, and it gives me a chance to tie him up", Kelly replied as she dragged him up and put him in a chair. "Rope, I need rope", she said to Princess as she hunted through the cupboards. Finding some she quickly tied him to the chair then sat looking at him. He looked so peaceful and calm. She touched his face with her fingers, then moved down his body touching every inch. (yes, every inch LOL). Suddenly as she ran her hands across his thigh he came round with a shocked, frightened expression on his face then he disappeared in a flash and ended back in the lounge. Kelly slumped in the chair, "Oh well, I didn't have long... but it was worth it", she grinned to herself. 

"Where have you been?", HerK said looking at Ares rubbing the back of his head with a so unusual petrified expression. "You were right, I just had to check it out for myself, those women are after me....I mean us". We will have to try and divert their attention somehow".

HerK then laughed, "not such a big man now huh?, but you are right, we need to do something before we are abducted by these fans". Chantal stirred once more opening her eyes slowly. HerK jumped up "Heh, hon, just rest we will look after you, it seems that Duncan and Connor send you out cold so I will look after you now OK?". Chantal smiled as she snuggled into his arms. 

"What are you doing?, she is one of the enemy", Ares shouted. "Oh, give it a rest, they are only after your body, what are you a prude or something. I mean there is nothing else going for you is there?" HerK grinned. Ares grew rather red in the face with anger "just you wait brother, I will get you for that". HerK smirked, "just you try matey, just you try". Connor stood up "Hey guys, stop fighting among yourself, you are embarrassing yourself in front of this lovely lady", he then knelt down in front of Chantal and kissed her hand. Chantal felt a little light headed but stayed conscious. "Why don't you come and sit with Duncan and me, we can have a chat", Connor kept hold of her hand and took her to the sofa. She was now sandwiched between Duncan and Connor. She was on top of the world. 

Suddenly, the lounge door opened and Nyxx, Danaan, Freya, Gazelle, SaraQuinn, Hebea, Astrild and Hygea burst in. (yes, it needs that many amazons to pick him up LOL). They ran over to Kevin, lifted him up and ran back out of the room. "Well, that was subtle behavior", HerK said. 

The amazons took him into one of the bedrooms upstairs and tied him down. "Right, lets get some whipped cream, then come back and have some fun", Hebea said giggling. "But shouldn't we have taken HerK, I mean Kevin has a wife now you know, what would she think?", Nyxx added. Kevin interrupted "Yeah girls, that's right. HerK is unattached, take him". The amazons looked at each other trying to figure out their next move. "OK", Astrild said, "Let's go get HerK!". They dashed off down the stairs leaving Kevin shouting after them, "Hey, untie me though will you, I have to be at a restaurant for six". 

All of a sudden Ares appeared next to him, "Oh dear, in a bit of a fix aren't we?", he grinned, "what would Sam say if she saw you like this? You would have a bit of explaining to do huh?". Kevin wriggled trying to untie the ropes, "Oh come on. Just help me will ya. I will then go and talk to these amazons and get them to see some sense". 

"Yeah, right. More like run out the door and never be seen again." Ares said, "anyway, I can zap myself anywhere so I could be out of here quicker than you could say Mount Olympus". "Why haven't you gone sooner then?", Kevin asked still wriggling. 

Ares crossed his arms and said, "well, I like a challenge and these women don't know who they are dealing with if they come for me, so I suppose it's fun in a strange sort of way. Ok, I was a bit put off by their eagerness earlier on but, heh, I kinda like it". He then disappeared and ended up in the kitchen. Leaving Kevin still tied to the bed. 

In the study Melite was teaching SHerk how to apply body paint so that they could disguise themselves if the enemy attacked (!!!!!???!!!!!). She smeared the paint on his chest and rubbed it to make it even, then rubbed it up and down his arms. She could not believe the size of his muscles, he was so.....so...muscular, there was no other word for it. SHerK noticed a piece of drool on Melite’s lips and he wiped it away with his thumb as he held her face in his hands. "Now, it's my turn yeah?", he said jumping off the table. "Well, yes of course", Melite agreed as he lifted her onto the table and slid her clothes off. "Great, I love this game", he smiled innocently as he started to rub in the paint. "So do I, so do I", she replied.  

Once again in the lounge, the amazons kidnapped another one of the guests, HerK. In doing so they noticed Chantal this time sitting with the Macleods looking totally pleased with herself , "Excuse me, but what are you doing here?" asked Nyxx. "She is having a great time here with us, thank you very much", Connor grinned. Princess came to the doorway to check what the others were up to. She saw HerK being whisked off up the stairs. She stepped into the lounge to find only Duncan and Connor cuddling Chantal and Kull dancing about with Duncan's sword. "Not many left to choose from", she said as she walked towards the sofa. "Chantal, can I have one of these please?", pointing at Duncan and Connor. Chantal replied "but I have just got comfortable....oh....all right.....I will share both of them, if that is all right with you?" she looked at Connor then at Duncan. "Yes, sure that's OK". 

Kull looked as Princess tried to squeeze on the sofa beside Duncan. "Excuse me", he said, "That sofa is only made for three, maybe you should join me". He then took her hand and lifted her up from the sofa. Their eyes not straying from each other. "Ooh yes, that will be very nice Kull, shall we go somewhere a little quieter?", she said totally mesmerized by his eyes. He then picked her up and carried her out of the room and down to the kitchen. 

Kull pushed the door open with Princesses feet and they entered the room only to find Ares pigging out on a can of Ambrosia creamed rice (the Brits will know what I mean), "Oh hi", he said as he wiped his mouth with a tea towel, "ya know, this stuff doesn't taste like the Ambrosia I am used to, it is not even the right colour. Nice though". Princess burst out laughing "It's rice pudding that's why, boy don't you gods know anything?". Kull laughed also, not knowing why but just thought it was good to join in. Ares grew red in the face, he did not like being laughed at. He slammed down the can and stomped his way to the door pushing Princess over. "That's it, I'm off. I don't know why I stayed so long anyway", he said as he disappeared into thin air. 

Kull quickly pulled Princess up, "Boy, I'm glad he's gone. So bad tempered isn't he?". Princess was now so close to Kull she could feel his heartbeat, "Yes, I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley" she replied. He pulled her even closer still, "now where were we?".

The amazons with HerK were anxiously trying to find somewhere to take him. They ran past the bedroom with Kevin in and he shouted to them. Gazelle stopped and dropped one of HerKs legs on the floor, "you girls carry on, I will sort Kev out". She then entered the bedroom and walked towards Kevin. "please untie me. I need to go, I have a dinner appointment. I will sign anything for you, just let me go". Gazelle smiled "it's OK you can go, we are very sorry, we didn't think. Don't feel bad will you?". She untied him and he sat up, "Of course not, it was just not what I expected to happen to me today". They both laughed. "Look", he said, "you all seem nice enough, maybe I can come back and see you all some time WITH Sam of course". Gazelle grinned, "Yes, that would be nice I will inform Dicez". Kevin then hugged Gazelle and gave her a kiss on the cheek. She blushed, "now you had better go, your new wife is waiting". Kevin then walked towards the door, turned back and waved then ran downstairs and out the door before any of the amazons noticed him.  

The amazons with HerK had finally found somewhere to take him, the walk in closet in the small bedroom. They all tried to squeeze in with him but only three of them would fit. "OK, OK" SaraQuinn said as they all pushed and shoved, "we are going to have to take it in turns with him, there is not enough room for all of us". HerK looked worried. "I'll be first", she said as she pushed the others away from the door and shut herself inside with HerK. The other amazons sighed then sat down on the bed eagerly awaiting their turn.  

Back in the study, SHerK and Melite were totally covered in paint from head to toe although Melite was coming off around her mouth where she kept drooling. "Heh, you know what, I am going to show your friends what we have done, do you think they will like it?", SHerk said looking down at himself. Melite grinned "Oh yes. I am sure they will love it". "OK", he said, grabbing her by the hand. "oh no, you go. I'll stick some clothes on and will follow you down in a minute". Sherk then shot out of the door and headed towards the dining room. 

Will SHerK bare all to the amazons? LOL

Will SaraQuinn share HerK?

Does Kull conquer Princess? 

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Author’s notes: Just to recap, SHerK is heading for the amazons in his birthday suit. (a colorful one at that LOL.) SaraQuinn is hogging HerK in the closet and Princess is having fun in the kitchen with Kull.

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WILD AMAZONS IN PARIS 

Part 4 

An hour later, back in the small bedroom Sara Quinn was still in the closet. The others were obviously getting a little irritated so Nyxx went and knocked on the door, "Heh, SaraQuinn, don't you think you have had long enough?". SaraQuinn replied, "Um er, oh I will be out in a minute". The other amazons shook their heads in disbelief. Freya spotted a game of Twister on top of a shelf unit. "Hey, SQ, there's a game of Twister out here. Shall we all play it with HerK?". SQ opened the door as visions of being entangled with HerK a little longer entered her mind. "Yeah why not, come on then HerKy, let's have some fun". 

Dicez and the other remaining amazons were playing Hercules videos on the tv. "Hey Dicez, when do I get my chance with one of the guys?", Debbie asked as she gasped at the grape scene being shown on the screen. The door suddenly sprung open and SHerk was standing there starker with a big grin on his face. "About now I think", Dicez said as she stood up and walked towards SHerK pulling Debbie along. Debbie had gotten rather heavy to pull By the time they got close to SHerK, Dicez turned around only to find that she had passed out on the way. "Heh, look at me aren't I pretty?", he asked as Dicez looked him up and down. "Um er yyyyess, you are very pretty don't you think girls?", she said as she turned and looked back at the others. Unfortunately they had all passed out too at the sight of the colorful SHerK. She sighed, "Oh well, it looks like it's just you and me".

Suddenly, there was a sound of feet running down the corridor getting closer and closer. Melite poked her head around the door and looked at the unconscious amazons sprawn out all over the room, "You found them OK then", she said to SHerK as she stepped over Debbie. "Excuse me", Dicez said looking a tadge confused as to why Melite was also very colorful, "Wasn't Chantal supposed to have SHerK for the day?". SHerK said, "Chantal not nice. She locked me in the cupboard, she didn't want me. Melite saved me." Dicez glared at Melite, "Did she now?". SHerK stood there nodding.  

Melite started looking rather guilty, "OK, I'll admit I wanted to win him so badly, I followed her and him and waited till Chantal went out for the snacks as I knew she would have to at some point". "Oh well, we haven't seen Chantal for ages anyway, it's strange she hasn't returned", Dicez said looking worried, "Let's make SHerK a bit more decent now shall we, I mean what will the butler think". Dicez and Melite then laughed.  

Suddenly, there was a voice coming from outside on a loudspeaker, "This is the police, we have the building surrounded, come out with your hands up". Melite and Dicez (the only one's conscious in the dining room) looked at one another in shock. "Police, what on earth.....", Dicez shrieked. They then ran out of the dining room and into the lounge only to find Chantal being tickled by Duncan on the floor. She was laughing so loud she mustn't have heard the police. Connor was kneeling looking out of the window. Dicez and Melite joined him, "what is going on?" Dicez asked suddenly getting an uncontrollable grin on her face realizing how close she was to Connor.

"I do not know but Ares is out there with them, I think he has got something to do with it", he said. "Where is he?", Melite asked trying hard not to be spotted by the police. "Over by Chantal’s car", he pointed. Ares then caught the curtain move in the lounge out the corner of his eye and then fixed his glare on Melite. A huge evil grin then appeared on his face. "Oh, what a stinker, he has grassed us up for bringing you guys here under false pretenses", Dicez said. "That's no reason for all this, no, I bet he has said we have kidnapped them or something", Melite replied. Chantal and Duncan suddenly realizing something wasn't quite right sat up and went over to the window on all fours. "What's up?" Chantal whispered as she took a glance out of the window, "Ooh er, police...Ares....what's happening?". Connor turned around to her "stay quiet, we need to think of a plan".  

SHerK then burst into the room still totally bare except for the paint, "Hey, there you are, I thought you had deserted me", he shouted. "SSSSSHHHHHH", said the others as they waved there arms about to get him to get close to the floor. "Come here you", Melite said as she watched him slowly crawl over towards her. "Oh my", she said as she drooled a bit more at this sight. Dicez elbowed her in the ribs "now is not the time or place for drooling". SHerK kneeling behind Melite put his head over hers to see out of the window, "Police cars, oh I like them, let me go and see one". He then got up and shot out of the door. "Come back", Dicez shouted, "Oh great now were in trouble". They all watched and groaned as SHerK stepped out onto the driveway. "Put you hands up", the police said as they pointed their guns at him. He did so and Ares burst into laughter. The chief turned to him "Who is this?". Ares hardly unable to control himself at the sight of SHerk said, "That's one of the hostages, you had better go and get him". SHerK looked scared stiff as two of the policemen came towards him and helped him towards one of the cars. He turned towards the lounge window before he got in and waved to Melite.

"Oh, it's no good. I'm going to have to go out there and explain ourselves", Dicez said as she stood up and walked towards the door. "But, we will get into trouble won't we?", Chantal said looking worried. Dicez smiled, "We've done nothing wrong, I just need to explain that to them. Won't be long", she then exited the room and opened the front door.  

Will Dicez talk her way out of getting arrested? 

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Author’s notes: I am glad you like my story. Here is the last part. Just to recap - Ares has reported the amazons to the police, Dicez has just gone out to them to explain herself. Nyxx, Danaan, Freya, Gazelle, SaraQuinn, Hebea, Astrild and Hygea are playing Twister with HerK unaware of what is going on outside. So is Kull and Princess, Sov and Nannyboo for that matter. LOL

WILD AMAZONS IN PARIS

Part 5 

The police focused their guns on her as she started walking down the steps, "Hold it right there miss", one of the policeman shouted. Dicez put her hands up above her head and yelled "I am unarmed and I am the owner of this property, there has been some sort of mistake.....can I talk with you please?". The policeman put his gun down and started walking towards her, the other policemen guns still focused on Dicez. "Look, there has been a big mistake. Nobody has been held hostage, we are just having some fun that's all. The 'guests' can leave whenever they like.... the door hasn't been locked", Dicez explained trying to sound convincing. The policeman looked at her worried face and smiled, "Can I take a look around then, seeing as you have nothing to hide". Dicez hesitated thinking of what might be going on around the house then said "Sure, why not". 

He went back over to the other policemen and spoke with them for a few minutes leaving Dicez on the doorstep. She turned to the window and signaled to Melite to go and make sure everyone was decent. Melite looked at her totally confused and raised her hands to show that she couldn't understand what Dicez wanted. 

Ares was beginning to look a bit ruffled as to why they hadn't bundled Dicez in a car and raided the mansion. Suddenly, the policeman was standing besides Dicez again so she had to abandon the idea of warning everybody. He followed her into the hallway and glanced around. He noticed the lounge door was open so investigated there first. 

As he went in he saw Chantal, Melite, Duncan and Connor sitting on the floor by the window. "Excuse me", he said looking at Duncan and Connor, "we have had a complaint from the man standing outside saying that this woman and her friends are holding men hostage here, is that true?". Duncan laughed, "Don't be silly, we chose to come here, we are not trapped". The policeman looked a little angry, "Oh sorry to have troubled you then sir". He then turned to Dicez, "Are there any other men here?". Dicez nodded and led him out of the room, looking back as she went and smiling at Duncan. She was so glad that he had backed her up. Now she just hoped that the others would be just as helpful. 

They then entered the next room, the dining room. Dicez had visions of amazons sprawled out all over the floor and they were correct. The policeman looked at them then at Dicez, "what on earth?". "Um....er....they had a lot to drink today. They are not heavy drinkers and it goes right to their heads", she replied trying to make up a story as she went along. "I hope they are not driving", he said as he left the room shaking his head in disbelief. "Definitely not", Melite replied, as she joined the tour.

Suddenly, there was a 'clonk' from the kitchen. The policeman heard this and headed toward it quickly, with Dicez and Melite looking concerned in tow. He opened the door slowly and quietly only to find Kull and Princess engaged in an embrace without most of their clothes. Obviously, they had been too busy to notice the action going on outside. The policeman made a sound by clearing his throat to attract their attention while going beetroot in colour himself at the sight.  

Kull looked up at him but Princess was totally in a daze with eyes for Kull only. "Yes, what can I do for you?", he said raising one eyebrow inquisitively. Dicez and Melite stood at the door behind the policeman and giggled like little school girls as they eyed Kull up and down.

"Er.....er.....we are investigating er.....oh never mind, I can see you're busy", he stuttered totally embarrassed as he turned and pushed Dicez and Melite out of the room. "What was that all about?", he said loosening his tie looking a bit flustered. "Oh, that’s just one of my friends with one of our guests, as you can see, they are not being held against their will", Dicez replied. 

"How many more 'guests' do you have here?", he asked wondering what he had entered here. "Oh, er...a few more", Dicez lied hoping he wouldn't want to be bothered going around finding them all. "OK, lets find one more of your guests then if they seem quite er....happy then I will take this as being a big misunderstanding", he said as he headed up the stairs. Dicez and Melite silently cheered behind him as they followed.

They walked down the corridor past the bathroom and they heard a loud scream. The policeman stopped in his tracks, walked to the bathroom door and knocked loudly. Melite muttered under her breath, "so who got Sov, the lucky devil". Dicez shrugged her shoulders. The door opened and Sov stood there looking annoyed that he had been disturbed. Nannyboo peered over his shoulder. "Hi, I don't suppose you are being held hostage?", the policeman said, getting tired of obviously being proven wrong. Sov grinned, "hey, I am having the time of my life here. Now please can I get back to business", he said as he slammed the door in the policeman’s face. Dicez and Melite sighed as they thought about what they were missing. "OK", the policeman said "I think that man out there has been wasting our time, I had better go and charge with that effect. I still don't know what to make of that painted fella though" All three of them started back down the corridor to the stairs when a loud manly holler came from one of the bedrooms.

"Hey, that didn't sound right", the policeman said as he headed towards where the noise came from. Dicez thought that this was it, they had been found out, their day was going to be ruined. He opened the door and found HerK laying on the floor with one arm around Nyxx and one leg around Danann. They had just collapsed on the Twister mat. "Um....never mind", the policeman said as he saw the fun they were having. Dicez looked in above his shoulder, HerK looked like he was enjoying himself too. 

This had all worked out so well, none of the men except Ares had been upset and he was charged for wasting police time (he he). That will teach him for being a party pooper. Kevin shouldn't have been invited in the first place, being married and all. So, all that is left to say is, as all good stories go, they all lived happily ever after. LOL 

There you go. 

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WILD AMAZONS IN PARIS 

Epilogue 

Reader’s comments: Great story Dicez. But that's not all that is left to say. What happened to SHerk??? Astrild 

Hi Astrild, 

Well, I did think about that one and I decided that he liked it soo much inthe police car that they took him for a drive and a tour around the policestation then charged him for indecent exposure. LOL 

Of course Melite went and saved him from a night in the cell by bailing himout with her hard earned cash. They then went and home picking up a few more cans of body paint at the store on the way. <g> 

 Dicez