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STRANGE MAIL SNIPPET #5
Warnings
Muses : This is the result of a demented Sov muse with the help of a slighty off center
Aresmuse and a very frisky Herk muse.
Typos, grammatical errors and so on are all mine.
Betaed by Danaan. Inspired by many chat sessions with Aphrael, Danaan, Freya and KalliSta.
Thank you for indulging my demented muses.
Oh and naked muse alert.. get the drool bucket and towels near.
Mawwwwwwwwww...
STRIKE A POSE
This is the new installment in the snippet arc from the "You have strange mail" story. Yes, there is going to be a new part soon. <g> Even if I have to whip my Ares muse into submission to help write the new part. Now I’m looking to rent a Cupid muse for a few weeks.. so I can finish "You have strange mail"
Enjoy this little thing born out of an ICQ Ping-Pong chat session.
(This little snippet started in July 1999 was finished in January 2000 and was by then a full blown story.)
Financial Suite KSHQ
Danaan was reviewing last month bills. One in particular caught her eye. Champagne outlet: 6 bottles of Pieper Herdsieck brut, 6 bottles of Paul Groerg and Pol Roger champagne. "This is one bill, I have nooo problem paying." Danaan whispered with a dreamy look.
Earlier that month…
Intrigue was snapping furiously. These were going to be incredible. Hottest pics she had ever taken. Herk, Sov and Kull. Wet, sticky.. and gorgeous. The new "Get Away with us in Sorbo Land" vacation catalog is going to be sooo…. HOT. Hilara is going to be sooo pleased.
"Herk… turn a little to your right.. okay.. nice.. Aphrael would you wet his hair a little more.. on the left.. right there.. now.. take that strand of hair and pull it.. just like that.. Stop fidgeting Herk.. Smile for me baby.. not that kind of smile.. You look like you are in pain.. Meg? Would you go and make him smile… I don’t know.. Use your imagination… Oh man.. Meg.. He doesn’t need mouth to mouth… Oh well.. Not a bad job Meg, his lips are like… perfect.. But we need to redo the makeup.. Make up.. where is Freya?"
"FREYA!!!!"
Freya was startled out of her intense concentration. It takes concentration to apply body makeup to one of the most beautiful chest in SorboLand.. Kull’s. "Here you go, Kingy.. now go see Melite for wardrobe.. I’M COMING INTRIGUE…" Freya shouted as she pushed Kull towards the eager and open arms of Melite.
"Now, what do you need Intrigue…oh my.. I see why you need me.. Meg you are not supposed to leave that many finger prints on the man.. gee.. I have to redo the glistening look on the arms all over again..
"Like that’s a big problem for you Freya.. get on with it.. I’ll be next door to see if Kal is ready with Sov for the next shoot. Now behave yourself.. And you out there… behave yourself too" Intrigue said to the standing camera that was on in the corner of the studio. Big roars and growls were heard. "Wow.. I wonder how many Amazons are in the pub… that was a stroke of genius Danaan, close camera circuit so every Amazon can see our boys do their thing.. "
"For a price.. for a price.." Herk made a face. "For charities.. of course.. we would not have it any other way.." Danaan’s eyes were focusing on Herk’s red swollen lips. They attracted her like a magnet. She closed the gap between them; got on the tip of her toes; rubbed her right index on those luscious lips; let out a soft moan and decided to go with her instincts… she slowly kissed Herk and bit his lower lip..
"OUCH!!!! What did you do that for? That hurt!!!" Herk had his hand on his lip.
At the pub…
Roars of indignation were heard.
"How dare she do that?" Rabbit said horrified.
"Well, how could she not? Look at *those* lips sister" replied Kistik
"Oh I think he needs ice.. do you think he needs ice?" asked Zareta already up.
"Yeah.. he needs ice.. definitely ice.. Kitchen?" Iris was up too. Both were half way to the kitchen when they heard "Hey wait for me…" Julie was not far behind.
Back at the studio
"If I were you Danaan I would run.. at least you have a head start…Come here baby, I’ll make that lip feel better.." Meg crooned.
"You think.. nah.. I have a safety net .." Danaan answered grinning. " I am not…" She was cut off by a might yell.
"A tux… you want *ME* to wear a tux? Are you out of your tiny, bitsy mind. I do not wear tuxedo.. Leather.. black leather yes.. birthday suit.. preferably.. No tux…"
"Oh, oh.. Sov found out about his wardrobe …" laughed Freya.
"Come back here, you, demented maniac.." Hestia was running after Sov who had walked out of the dressing room in a state of undress that had the temperature of every hot blooded Amazons reached incredible heights in seconds. Shirt unbuttoned. Hair slick and in a pony tail. Black tight pants half zipped. Black tie loose around his neck. Sov looked like he was ready to make every Amazons in his reach scream. And scream they did…
In the pub..
"ICE!!!!!!! We need ice in here." CJane, Catstale and Cait were rushing towards the freezers. Cokie was praying for no structural damage to the building.
Hebea was fanning herself with her napkin. Nannyboo poured her ice tea glass down her chest. Tedras was mumbling in Italian for ice cream.
Binky and LadyLyric got up in a hurry and headed to the showers.
"Brilliant idea those showers Cokie. You do know our loonytoons.. err.. I mean our customers.." Deeva gave Cokie a tap on the shoulder then shouted "Where are the buckets of ice? We need ice!!!"
Back in the studio
"Stop! I said stop. Will you stop. I’m talking to you big guy. You get back in here or I’ll get the whip out!!!" KalliSta was standing in the dressing room door steamed. "If I’m wearing this.. this.. low cut.. mini mini mini leather dress.. that you chose btw.. you are wearing the tuxedo." She stumped her feet. "That’s it. I’m getting the whip!" Turning she did not notice Sov coming to a dead stop. All became silent in the studio. And in seconds everyone headed for cover.
Back in the pub…
Silence. Utter silence. Then "You go girl… Show him who’s the boss!!!"
"Yeah.. nothing I like better than a little Sov torture!!!" Josée and Nyxx were laughing and having the time of their life.
Shauna, Andi and Angelika let out a big howl. "Hey we have handcuffs". All three were tangling a pair of platinum, leather padded handcuffs.
Laughs erupted all over. Then sighs. Then silence again when the audience noticed Sov marching towards Kal.
Back in the studio…
Sov marched right back into the dressing room growling loudly. Scratching and tearing sounds came out of the dressing room.
Hestia ran out in a hurry. Even though she would love to have a piece of Sov in that mood (Gods only know she wanted a piece of Sov <eg>) she didn’t have a death wish unlike KalliSta.
In the pub only murmurs were heard.
"Well I wouldn’t want to be in Kal’s shoes.." started Castalia who had tired of her blond phase and had gone back to her fiery red hair.
"Oh, a rough and primal Sov is an experience I would never ever say no to" Nannyboo replied with a smile.
"Do tell" asked CJ " I’m curious. How do one catch Sov in a rough and primal mood?"
"You do just was Kal did. You threaten to take a whip to him or you do what Freya does. Play hard to get…. oh wait that’s for a playful Sov. Starch that. Threats usually does it. Right?" Chantal had walked into the pub quietly and sat between Nannyboo and CJ. She waved at Hebea. "You look like you need to be hosed down Heb.." Chantal said with a grin. "What did I miss.." Looking around, she noted a few freshly showered amazons. "Oh, I see. Herk’s photo shoot started.." turning she noticed Castalia. "Hi, Cas.. nice hair…"
"Hey Deeva, can we have a round of ice cold lemonade here. We are going to need it. Is Sov or Kull next?" Chantal turned her chair around and made herself comfortable.
"Well, from the looks of it… I have no idea.. Take a look for yourself" replied Nannyboo.
Back in the studio
Sov was entering, the studio again in a state of undress that sent shivers down every amazon present. Freya stopped her application of makeup on Herk’s pecs. Meg’s eyes glazed. Danaan’s head titled to have a better view
Sov walked, no her prowled back into the view of the camera. Face flushed, eyes heavy lidded and glazed with passion. His lips moist, red and swollen. A few spots of blood pearling on his back thru the fabric. The tie was missing and the pants were history. The pony tail had disappeared. The hair was free. The only piece of clothing left was a half buttoned long tail white silk shirt.
Intrigue swallowed hard. "Well, I guess this will have to do.. Kal? Are you still breathing in there? Can you come out?" A few seconds later, KalliSta emerged form the dressing room her mini leather dress rumpled a little. No make up and her hair loose.
KalliSta could feel her heartbeat beating in her lips. She shivered, took a deep breath and marched towards Sov who had gotten comfortable on the deep forest green leather sofa. He looked like a dangerous predator. Sitting Kal tired to get back some kind of control over her emotions. To no avail. She totally lost it and moaned out loud when she felt the roughness of Sov’s tongue on her skin as he licked her neck.
In the pub, Deeva rolled her eyes towards the ceiling. "Oh dear, will we have enough ice…"
Okay so I’m on vacations. It’s a nice, warm, not so hot a day. Nice sunshine and well my Herk muse was in a chatty mood. Doesn’t happen that often. The plot is still the same a photo shoot of the boys. What got added is the inspiration and delight of an add print in the august issue of Bon Appetit magazine (p.23). A full print ad for Haagen-Dasz Sorbet. Sorbet.. Sorbo.. you see the connection and the web site is yummy..
You can visit it at : http://www.haagen-dazs.com/jsnavbar/home.htm
Part two
Sov was nipping, licking, sucking than blowing hot air on Kal’s neck. Intrigue was mesmerized for about 5 seconds. Then she seized the opportunity and started clinking away. "This is going to be one hot catalog.. Baucis stop staring and get the fan working. I need a blowing wind effect."
Baucis was boucing on her heels, her mouth opened and a tiny strand of drool was dripping.
"Baucis, eh, I need wind action. NOW!!!" Intrigue shouted snapping a close up off Sov’s delicately nipping at Kal’s collarbone.
Shaking herself out of her drool induce trance, Baucis turned the fan a little to the left. Took a look at Sov sitting, well lounging on the sofa and a wicked idea formed in her mind. She took the fan a little more to the left, set the power to 8, hit the start button. And waited for the fireworks.
Danaan, Freya and Meg heard the roar. Intrigue and the rest of the amazons in the pub got the full view. Of Sov’s jewels.
A few thuds were registered. Down went Alcyone, Cassell and Shait.
Nball chuckled. "Well, that answers the classic question… Boxers or briefs. Doesn’t it?"
Josée grinned. " Yeah.. None of the two"
Deeva was now sure they would be out of ice. On cue Julie opened the kitchen’s door and shouted. "No more ice but we have sorbets…"
Sov roared and gave Baucis a wicked glance. "I see someone’s being naughty. I like naughty." Slowly Sov got up. Not bothering to cover up. He crossed the few feet it took to grab Baucis. Intrigue snapped a few shoot. "These will sell. Oh man, will they sell. Hey Freya, you think a life size poster will be hot enough?"
"Freya, come get Kal off the sofa. I think she needs to lie down for a little while in a Herkspital’s bed." Intrigue was trying to reanimate KalliSta while snapping a picture of Sov’s back side. Kal was now a puddle of goo and had slipped into a dream state.
Sov lifted Baucis up and brought her to the sofa. Intrigue continued to snap pictures.
"Over exposure to Sov in a rough and primal mood does have its side effects. But what a rush." Freya swooned at the memories. "I’ll take care of Kal. Danaan, you look like you need something to do.Get working on finishing the make up on Herk…"
Danaan agreed enthusiastically. "Oh boy, I get to play make up with Herk." She took the sponge and came towards Herk. Both Meg and Hestia blocked her path. "NO…" started Meg. "BITING.." ended Hestia.
"Me?! Why would you think something like that. Really, nibble on one tiny, beautiful, red, full upper lip and you get labeled for life."
Meg and Hestia did not move. "Okay, I promise no biting lips." Herk let out a soft sigh of relief.
Meg and Hestia let Danaan pass.
"Nice pecks, Herk. Strong, tanned muscles. Oh look at the sweet, tender, rosy nipple." Danaan just smiled and kissed it. Then of course she had to take a taste. Herk was moaning softly when Meg and Hestia started to run to help. Too late.
"OUCH! That hurt!" Herk yelled.
In the pub…
"Okay, that’s it. I want a taste too…" Hygea got up and ran out of the pub. Soon followed by Herkite and Kistik who were chanting "Kiss, nibble, taste… kiss, nibble, taste.."
Chantal signaled Nyxx and Josée. This could be the beginning of a riot. Better safe then sorry. Taking out her cell phone. She rang the studio. Castalia was looking mighty interested. "Where do I get one of those again?" she asked Boo.
"You need connections. I’ll see what I can do." Boo replied. She was intensely watching Sov getting tickled by Baucis. Intrigue was shouting. "Tickled him higher.. now lower.. Where’s my water girl!!!"
Aphrael had keep her cool throughout the fun. She answered the phone. "Hi, what do you need?"
"Aphrael? Good. Listen up. You don’t have much time. Get Danaan out of there and lock her up in one of the dressing room. Get Herk out of the studio and have him sit on the bench by the door. Why? Because the best defense is a terrific offense. You have a few, shall we say enthusiastic amazons coming your way and they need to taste the big guy. Oh and don’t tell him. Let it be a surprise."
"A surprise? Right. I get it. You don’t want him to be nervous or anything."
"You catch on quick." Chantal hanged up and looked at her friends around the table.
"What? The big guy can take care of himself. It won’t hurt.." Chantal started.
"MUCH.." answered Castalia.
"HARD.." replied Hebea.
"Oh he likes it HARD…" Nannyboo added.
"Yeah.. He does." Chantal, Castalia and Hebea looked at one another. And they all raised their pickies.
"Make a wish, girls…" Deeva said as she put down a large bowl of mango sorbet. "And dig in.."
So this is the reward you get for me getting back on list.. Gee that’s not a reward dear.. that’s more like a curse.. Ares? I thought you were on your way to Freya… what are you doing here? I’m not here luv, you are hearing things.. muahhh….
Don’t you just hate a sarcastic muse.. anyway.. I’m back.
Part three
Intrigue was snapping away. The tickle session Sov and Baucis had engaged in was producing some wonderful shots. Sov laughing wickedly and throwing back his hair. "Someone should bottle that laugh it would sell like hot cakes" Intrigue signaled Hestia to start the tape deck. "Just in case, it can’t hurt to try.." Glancing around she spotted Aphrael leading a little confused HerK thru the studio’s door and sitting him on the bench just outside.
The tickling session went up a notch when Sov got a hold of one of the feathers leaking from the cushion’s sofa. He started to play with the long, white feather tickling Baucis’ hip. "Feel how it is alive. The fit, the finesse, the softness…Feel the power…" Sov purred. Baucis has stop wiggling and breathing.
"Be one with the feather.."
"Be one with the feather?!!!! What kind of crap is this? You have absolutely no class Sov.." Kull has walked into the studio wearing only his barbarian leather pants and a few scratches on his chest (Guess Melite sharpened her claws.. <eg>)
"Hey. No guts, no glory Kingy!" Sov growled. He continued to stroke Baucis’ hip with the feather. Baucis didn’t seem to mind at all. " Who invited him to the party?" Sovereign asked.
Aphrael anticipated the fireworks. She grabbed Hestia who was staring at Kull’s pecs and she threw her at Sov. "Hey what do you think you are…ARGGG!!!"
"They say three company but I say the more the merrier.. welcome to my kingdom luv." Sov licked Hestia cheek and started to nibble on her ear. "Hey what about me?" Baucis was a little upset at being forgotten.
"Oh do not be upset, there is enough to go around…" Sov leered at Baucis. "Hey, I’m a one man.. I mean god, I mean demi-god girl at time. I don’t too groups.." Sov just shrugged and bit Hestia earlobe. "Your lost and your gain…" Sov purred at Hestia.
"This is hot stuff.. don’t move an inch Hestia.. I think I have centerfold material here…"Intrigue shouted.
Hestia was becoming goo under Sov’s tongue. Kull shook his head in utter disgust. "I have no idea what all of you see in this.. this.. barbarian…"
"Takes one to know one Kingy. I would not throw rocks if I were you. You know the saying when you live in a glass house…" Sov stuck is tongue at Kull. "Oh Sov, I have a better use for that tongue…" Hestia had recovered from the trauma of being shoved at Sov rather quickly. She was now on the offensive. She grabbed Sov by the shoulders threw him on the sofa and straddled him with her knees on each sides of his hips. Bending forward she started to plunder Sov’s mouth with a vengeance.
Meg step forward grabbed and hung on to Kull’s arm. "Oh nice biceps here King… If you would come this way please.. I have a favor to ask of you…" Meg was slowly stroking Kull’s forearm with her nails.
"Goose bumps, Kull… hum.. I guess I still got the touch.." Meg thought. She smiled at Kull while bringing him to the dressing room door. "You see… Danaan got herself into a little trouble.. you know Danaan.." Meg was trying to get Kull to open the door.
"Danaan? Sweet Danaan? You jest? She’s not the type to get into trouble.. unless she’s been hanging around a no good black leather beast lately… Now that you mention it.. I haven’t seen her in weeks. I think she needs to be reminded of her duty to Valuscia’s king." Kull was getting a little worked up.
Meg smiled. "That is a brilliant idea your majesty. I think you should remind her right now. She got a little carried away with Herk earlier. She, well… bit him.. Sov’s influence I’m sure.." Meg said out loud. "But what I would not give to be under that influence.." Meg added under her breath. Kull looked at Meg intensely. "Oh I think you would like to be under me.. I mean my influence a lot better dear.." Kull took Meg in his arms and kissed her deeply.
Meg came back to the world a few minutes later, her lips swollen, her breath coming in gasps. "Okay I’m convinced… I’d rather be under you…" Kull smiled at her and patted her cheek. "Tomorrow night then. It’s a date. Now let’s see about miss Bite me." Kull opened the dressing room door. "Put one of those big closet thing in front of the door. I don’t want any interruptions. And I mean no interruptions until tomorrow morning."
Stepping into the dressing room, Kull said "Hello Danaan.. how are you doing? …"
Well I left you hanging.. (Would you believe I have a Strife muse.. I know scary.. ) but here’s almost the conclusion.. If I go much longer it won’t be a snippet anymore.. LOL Special thanks to all the webmistresses who answer my plea for help: Pattie, Nball, Shauna, Becca. You get your reward in the story. <eg> And do have your EDK handy.. with fire extinguisher near and ice… lots of ice. And my Herk muse is to blame. <eg>
Part four
At the pub the situation and ambiance were getting a little out of hand. The lines for the showers were getting longer. The amazons had gone thru all of the ice cream while watching Sov being tickled. Now they were making their way thru Sorbets.
"What’s keeping Shauna? Did she handcuff herself in there?" Andulasia was tapping her feet.
"Hey Shauna, they are serving juicy ripe peach sorbets in a few minutes. There won’t be any left for you…" Nothing. All Andi heard was the sound of the water … and…. "What was *that* sound?" Andi asked Angelika. Andi decided to investigate and well she was hot and needed to cool down. She needed *a* shower. Slowing opening the door she heard a big sigh. Turning she signaled Angie. "I think our amazon friend is hiding something… On three okay?" Angie nodded. "Three!" Opening the door wide, Andi and Angie discovered Shauna sharing a shower with one of the alphas.
"Shauna, you have a shower at home…use it!!!" Andi was rolling her eyes.
GHerk just smiled, threw his arms around a pliant Shauna and blinked them both away.
"Guard the door Andi. I’ll see if I can corral two alphas for us." Angie walked inside shower then opened the back door. (Now Cokie, a back door! A back door?!!! How are they ever gonna leave the shower if they can smuggle in Alphas <eg>)
Herk was getting his breathing under control. "What was with Danaan? Biting me like that. A little nimble is fine, even fun. Definitely fun. But I’m not into drawing blood." Herk sighed. "Okay I have to relax. I am relax." Herk breathed deeply. " I am relaxed." He closed his eyes, took a deep breath again. "I am relaxed… I *have* to relax.." Herk whispered rubbing his bruised lip. He missed the approaching amazons.
Hygea with a wicked gleam in her eyes chanted "Kiss, nimble, lick… bite"
Kistik giggled and added "Kiss, bite. Nimble, bite. Lick, bite.."
Herkite smiled and said "But where oh where to start?"
"How about from the head and work our way down?" Hygea licked her lips.
"Or from the toes to the top of his head.." Kistik rubbed her hands.
"I’m actually a belly button kinda amazon" Herkite put her finger to her lips hushing her friends.
Herk was deep in his mantra. "I am relaxed.. I am relaxed.." His nipple was still hurting. " I have to relax…"
"BOOO!!!" Herk almost jumped out of his skin. "That is NOT funny. I could have hurt you ladies.." Herk was staring at Herkite, Hygea and Kistik. He didn’t like the looks they gave him. He’d seen that before. In the underworld… long time ago.. those witches..but these were his amazons.. they would not… could not.. well.. maybe… kinda.. oh man.. definitely.."
Hygea had her lips grazing his cheeks. Herkite’s hands were lifting his shirt. And Kistik was licking his toes. Herk tried to push them away softly. Hygea just moved behind him rubbing his back, kissing his neck. Herkite had found his belly button and was working on his leather pants with expert fingers. Kistik had nibble her way to his knee.
Herk was trying to wiggle his way out of this three way hug. With little luck, and he was beginning to think that getting away was not that good an idea, he might escape. Hygea was purring in his ear and sucking his earlobe. Kistik was now up (or you could say down <g>) to the thigh. Herkite was still nibbling at the belly button lost in a trance. Then as one without warning…. They all…. well you know… bit him.
"OUCH!!!" But that only made them more eager. Kistik licked then bit again. Hygea kissed and bit too. Herkite blew on the bellybutton then took a bite out of it.
"OUCHHHHHHH!!!" Herk let out a mighty shout. Nyxx and Josée were turning the corner when they heard it. "Oh gee.. I guess stopping to kiss ForgeHerk’s booboo was not a good idea.." Josée was now running. Nyxx just shook her head. "Well it was worth it in my book." Both amazons stopped dead in their tracks. Herk was trying to immobilize Hygea, Herkite and Kistik. With little success. Hygea was munching on his wrist. Herkite was kissing his chest and Kistik well… "Do Texans amazons have a thing about feet?" Josée asked puzzled. "I have no idea Josée but let’s help the poor man." Nyxx smiled.
"Need any help Herk? Or maybe not…" Nyxx took one look at Hygea’s dagger eyes and well she decided this was one hug she was not going to get in between. She pulled on Josée’s sleeves. "Let’s go back to the pub. I think Herk is a big boy. And boy is the guy getting big. He doesn’t need our help. Really he doesn’t" Josée gave Nyxx a confused look. "But I thought we were supposed to help him.." turning she finally notice that Herkite had had her way with the leather pants. "Oh… I see.. yeah.. time to go.. You think they still have sorbets left at the pub.. I’m burning here suddenly." Josée dragged Nyxx with her. "I’ll race you for the last lemon scoop.."
Herk had now realized that it was totally useless to fight the amazons… well Hellcats.. so if you can’t beat them you might as well join them. Herk pulled Herkite and Hygea in a tight embrace with one arm. With the other he lifted Kistik off the floor. "Now, I think we need to find a place less public.. follow me I know just the place…" Herk said in a low tone. All three amazons hissed and gave him their answer in a unified way. The ouch was heard all the way to the pub.
Part five
Back at the pub, the place was jumping. TabuMinstrel was oing the Sorbo Herald Sunday crossword puzzle in the back. She was munching on her pencil.
"A synonym from clusters… 6 letters.. humm… CIRCLE.. GROUPS…" Tabu took a sip of her grape juice. "Ah, ha! GRAPES! That’s it!" She glanced at the big screen at her right and let out a little sigh." Oh would you look at that chest…"
On the screen, Kull was leaning on the closet’s door in the studio. Meg was holding on Kull’s biceps while he was trying to talk Danaan into opening the door.
"Dear, open up. It’s your King. There is nothing to be afraid off. I’ll protect you."
Sighs escaped a few amazons’ lips at those words. Nani caught Denise just as she was reaching the floor. "Help! I have a swoon alert here…" Nani tried to balance holding on to the fainted amazon and keep up right her tray of ice cream bowls.
Chantal reached them. "I’ll make sure Denise is awaken properly. Nani you go and deliver your orders. Or we will have a riot on our hands."
Nani flashed Chantal a devious grin. "Riot? Kewl! I can make the front page of the Herald with that."
"Don’t you even think about starting it Nani, I’m warning you…"
"Nani! Did you go all the way to Alaska to get that ice cream! Binky began to hit the table with her spoon.
"Hold your horses! I’m coming!" Nani made a beeline to the vocal amazons. Passing Tabu, Nani grinned.
"I see you are almost done.. " Tabu without looking at Nani laughed. "Yes and asking for the God of love in four letters only was soooo wicked. Can I have an ice tea please?"
"Sure.. Ice tea coming up in a jiffy." Nani marched on but stopped dead in her tracks.
"OH MY GODS!" was shouted and erupted in every corner of the pub.
Calico frantically tried to get Security on her phone.
Nani’s tray fell to the floor. Amazons were blushing and swooning (and it takes a lot for them to blush <g>)
On the screen, Sov in all his naked glory. Standing. He had gotten rid of the reminds of the tuxedo.
"I’m free. I’m free. And I feel like fresh meat. Hold on my pretties I’m coming to get you all…" Sov waved at the camera and made his way to the door.
Intrigue was furiously snapping incredible shots of Sovereign. "I am SO not disappointed!" Intrigue yelled. Sov winked at her, Stopped to strike a pose then left.
In the wake of his extraordinary exit he left no amazons standing. Meg was sitting on the floor with Kull tenderly holding her hand.
Melite had fainted and was on the couch unconscious but with a large smile on her face.
Back at the pub, Astrild had finally answered Calico’s cries for help.
She arrived with a full battalion of alphas ready to cool off hot and bothered amazons. With Josée and Nyxx on their tails.
Rabbit grabbed the first alpha that came near her : GHerk. "Baby come here. I have a neat way to cool off in mind." She poured her lemon sorbet on his shoulder and licked then sucked.
Nannyboo had decided that resistance had to be organized. So she told the alpha to play hard to get.
So the amazons had to work hard to keep a hold on their prizes. Nannyboo chose to wait by the pub’s main entrance for Nature Boy.
"Eh, get your camera ready Nani. You are about to snap your front page picture."
Nani signaled Dessy who had return from the showers. "Get down here. I need some help to get Sov in the buff picture."
CJ yelled "Get the fur rug. Get the fur rug!"
"CJ you are one brilliant amazon." Astrild ran towards the fireplace. Picked the fur rug and ran back to lay it down right in front of the door.
"Boo, you trip him. Dessy, you hold on to him. Astrild you bind his wrists." Nani was trying to get ready.
"Bind his wrist. With what?" Astrild asked frantic.
"I know. Use my leather hair ties." Chantal threw them at Astrild and sat back down near Castalia.
"Might as well enjoy the show from the first class seats, right?"
Cas raised her glass of lemonade. Chantal raised hers. "To free entertainment." Both giggled. Hebea was speechless.
Sov was heard way before he ever got near the pub. Screams, sighs, swoons announced his arrival.
Distracted the amazons missed something happening on the big screen television but it caught Tabu’s interest.
Kull was so enthralled in waking up Meg, he didn’t notice the closet door opening slightly. And a hand comes out… the hand grabs the King from behind and pulls him into the closet.
A loud moan was heard after. Tabu had to sharpen her hearing to be able to make out the words whispered.
"You have such a talented tongue Danaan. My belly button is still under the shock." Tabu chuckled then turned to enjoy the entrance of Sovie.
The door shook but resisted. A very loud THUD and still the door resisted.
A nervous giggle was heard. "I’ll puff and I’ll huff and blow your house away." Cas had even put Sov’s accent in the phrase.
Chantal laughed. "Well, more appropriately it should be : I’ll huff and I’ll puff and destroy your door away."
"That’s good too but a little more grrrrr on the huff and puff" Cas replied.
At that moment the door surrender. Resistance had been futile.
Sov walked in standing proud in the debris of the door.
"Another bites the dust. That’s how many now? 7? 8? Boo asked Sov.
"Darling, I’ll break every single door. I will not be apart from you."
Sov walked towards Boo. Dessy got into position.
It worked beautifully. In almost slow motion. Sov tripped. Got face down on the fur rug. Dessy sat on the back of his legs holding him. Astrild grabbed his wrists and bounded them. And Nani snapped away. Perfect.
Sov growled but let the amazons have their way with him. He would get his revenge in spades. No hurry but soon.
After the dust settled a beeehhhhh was heard. Then someone asked "Does anyone have any idea where the goat came from?"
The end.