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Sov's Interludes
Interlude #2
SOV’S SHOPPING TRICKS… oups TRIP part two
"You go hunting tigers, be sure you’re prepared to find one" old Indian proverb "Family Tree" HL
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<At Sorboland nearest shopping mall. In the parking lot>
"Now, I’m never, ever going shopping with you again. At least, not if you’re driving." Tedras looked at Kelly. Kelly’s face was a nice shade of green.
"What’s wrong with my driving?" Tedras asked.
"Nothing, if you are a Formula one race car driver. But you are not. And what’s with using the "wrong" side of the road?" asked a very pale Freya.
"Don’t let them get to you, cara, I enjoyed our ride immensely" purred Sov. He took a side glance at Star, Hilara and Melite. They had a dreamy smile on their face. Sharing the back seat with Sov did have its fringe benefits. Star’s lips were swollen, Hilara at a bite mark on her neck and Melite had her shirt back wards. Becky and Alcyone had giggled all the way to the mall.
"That’s it. I’m sitting in the back on the trip home" said Freya.
"I’ll join you, Count on it." answered Kelly.
Sov leered at them. "Fighting over me, again. I like that. Now where do we go first?"
"Lingerie store" said Freya.
"Hardware store" replied Kelly.
"Electronics store" answered Alcyone.
"Grocery store" countered Star.
"Of course it will be the art store, I’m the one who came up with this brilliant idea" stated Tedras.
"Mini, myni, mo…" started Melite….
Sov yelled " I love that game but my way…"
Sov then proceeded to play his version of the game.
"Mimi". He kissed Freya, leaving her dizzy.
"Miny". He French kissed Tedras who went THUD. Sov laughed "Well, it’s won’t be the art store".
"Mo." He dipped Alcyone and kissed her senseless. "Definitely not the electronics store" said Sov as he gently dropped an unconscious Alcyone to the ground.
"Okay, who’s next?" he asked.
Kelly gave him a smile, wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him. Truly, deeply, madly. Sov growled "Hardware store, it is."
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Shopping at the hardware store was perilous. Becky went on a duct tape binge. She taped herself to Sov. She calls that Becky’s duct tape resistance test. It took a good 30 minutes to cut the layers upon layers of tape. But that particular brand of duct tape had passed the test. So a few dozen cases were purchase.
Kelly got everything on her list plus a few additions.
The next stop was the lingerie store where every amazon modeled for the Sov. The sale clerk was exhausted and a bit dazed when the group left. Sov and silk lingerie will do that to you.
Tedras tried a few of the paint brush on Sov’s chest but Melite got carried away with some clay. Something about making a cast of it. (LOL). She must have read "I’m with the band" that bio of that rock groupie "something Des Barres" too many times.
Things got out of hands slightly at the electronics store. While Alcyone was getting every updates possible for KS HQ computer networks, Sov decided he wanted to use Kelly’s camcorder for some home movies.
Finally all that was left was the grocery store.
"Freya, did you remember to bring the coupons" asked Star.
"Of course, I did. I have them right here in my right pocket…" started Freya.
"Euh, Freya. I don’t want to upset you, but YOU DON’T HAVE ANY POCKETS" said Melite.
"Right, I forgot I changed into that silk lingerie pajama" Answered Freya.
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<Back at KS HQ>
Chantal was reviewing the monthly financial reports with Danaan. "We are doing great. I’m really glad you came aboard, Danaan. So they went on their little shopping expedition did they?"
Danaan looked at Chantal. She did not want to give her friends away so she cautiously answered. "Yes, I even made sure that all their credit card accounts were cleared."
"Good. I hope they have fun. But of course, when you go anywhere with Sov you should be prepared for some surprises." replied Chantal.
Danaan’s mouth opened. "You knew. Why am I not surprised? Okay, what have you done?"
Chantal laughed "Oh not much but I think we should put our newly paralegal staff on alert. You never know who tell will bumped into at the grocery store. I was in the mood for some BBQ chicken."
Danaan’s finally gave up and laughed. "Oh that’s wicked. I’ll get right on it."
After Danaan closed the door a voice said " BBQ chicken? You sent DISCORD to the grocery store. I like your style." Ares was amused.
"Well, she’s not alone, she’ll be fine. SHerk and his two Amazons nannies will protect her. Don’t worry. Of course if the grocery butcher see her…" laughed Chantal.
<Grocery store>
After looking in every bag, Freya found the coupons in the last one (of course, Murphy’s law applies even in Sorboland <g>) . "I have them, I have them. See, I found those at this web site. Very kewl. They even have some for chocolate syrup and whip cream."
"My kind of coupons" whispered Sov into Freya’s ear, he started to nibble at it then took a bit of it.
"Ouch! Sov, I thought we agreed no biting, not in public places anyway" cried Freya.
"Oups, I forgot" grinned Sov " I’ll try to remember. Scout’s honor."
Hilara chuckled. "You were never a scout, Sov!"
"You’re right, luv, I was not." Sov bent and took a bite out of Hilara’s neck.
Kelly shook her head. "Oh gods, let’s get started before he moves on to licking…"
Sov raised an eyebrow. "Licking…. I like that."
Star and Becky had secured two shopping cart. Big size carts. Sov took command. "Star, let me see that list."
STAR’S SHOPPING LIST
Ice cream any flavor about a dozen of them
Whip cream (we have coupons for that)
Chocolate syrup
Corn syrup (for the boss)
Grapes
Lemonade preferably pink
"This is just a basic list. I suggest we check out every aisle and look for the specials and items on promotion" announced Star.
So the gang started in the produce section. Becky checked out the vegetables. "Okay, we need broccoli, spinach…" She started to pill up the greens.
Melite and Tedras focused on fruits. "Grapes. Are they fresh? We should taste them. What do you think?" asked Melite. "Let’s do the test" answered Tedras. She picked one juicy grape and popped it in her mouth, unaware that Sov was watching her. "Hum…." Tedras let out a sigh. "Very good. Bene." She took another one and took a tiny bite out of the red grape. Tedras had the rest of the grape in her hand and was about to eat it when Sov stopped her and took her hand towards him. The piece of grape caught between Tedras’ fingers found its way into Sov’s mouth along with some of Tedras’ fingers. After swallowing the grape, Sov then slowly licked Tedras’ fingers one by one never breaking eye contact with her.
"Ice. I need some ice." Melite wailed.
