This map was the result of a little madness sorbo-list style. This map was written to help find wandering brains of Sorbonne, SoviaK, Valusian and Arestocrat/Smithsonian and all around Herkulean. In the words of Autolycus: "Instructions! This should be fun!"(TEOTB)
In case you've lost your mind...
If you were near Sov when that happened your mind went east, way east. The side effects are forgetfulness and giggles.
If you were near Herk/Kev, now your mind went north, all the way north and the side effects are babbling, intense babbling and sighing anytime he walks into the room.
Now if you were near Kull, your mind went west, totally completely west. The side effects are a sudden craving for loud music and ice.
Now if you were near Ares, God of War, well your mind went south, with no chance what so ever to get it back in awhile. Don't worry the side effects are not that bad. Annoying in a charming kinda way but bearable. NOT. <g>.
Some acronyms you need to know:
FLS: Forgetful Leather syndrome. Irresistible urge to rip up leather (preferably black leather) with bare hands from heroes, half-gods and gods. Adapted from Kellys definition. Copyright belongs to Kelly.
GRAPES:That fruit is the mascot of the SorboFluff amazons. See "If i had a hammer<<<<2 episode for the reason.
LEMONADE: The beverage of choice in Sorboland. See "And fancy free" episode for the reason.