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Muses fluff
This is a excerpt of the Methosmuse newsletter
(note of the other muses : don't pay attention to the immortal muse it's delirious)
*I am Methosmuse. I am immortal. I have 5000 years of experience. *
Herkmuse : He has a british accent (only the gods know why)
Blairmuse : He thinks he can get more amazons with an accent.
Aresmuse: Hey if it works.. i'm thinking on doing a Kiwi accent myself.
Sovmuse: Accent they are into accent now.. disappointed..
Blairmuse: Relax man..
*I can behead all of you with a hand tied behind my back. Be quiet. Now, I am Methosmuse.
I am an immortal muse. 5000 years of experience to offer...*
Herkmuse: Some of his fan seem to have this fetich about his toes. I mean toes..
Aresmuse : Well your fan obsess about your hair, brother...
Blairmuse: Fetichism are quite fun to research. I remember this clerk at the perfume
store..
Sovmuse : Someone shut him up...
*While the wild bunch is trying to control Sovmuse attempt at gagging Blairmuse. Let me
tell you about my wild days as Death in the bronze age.. *
This little insanity can not be used against me. I didn't write it.. I never saw it..
but if you need to get any info on the Methosmuse you go to this url :
http://www.methos.org/chronicles/
You want to know anything moreabout the annoying Methosrmuse.. well I'll send him to you..
but beware he might stay. <g>
Chantal