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Muses fluff
Inspiration hit me (well you'll see when you read it) after a 12 hours work day.. Could
not get that idea out of my head. Had to write it before I lost it.
A tale of three muses.. or how my kissing comparison essay was high jacked.
By Chantal.
Note of the author : The Kissing comparison essay parts are noted by *
It started out really simple. Simple assignment (Cool idea by the way Anexa. It helped
me get out of my writer's block thanks). Simple idea. Compare Kevin Sorbo's kissing style
with one or two other styles.
Right. Sure. No problem. Piece of cake.
*Kevin's style is bone melting, tenderness oozing, face grabbing cute. It leaves you (well
me anyway) with a feeling of peace, awe and a little light headed.*
Muse 1 : "I tell you, I'll be the one she uses for comparison."
Muse 2 (sprawling) : "Dream on leather boy. She may have a strong weakness for you
but she will choose experience over leather anytime."
Muse 3 (bouncing): "Oh really. Like you are so not even close man."
*Deep blue eyes and strong hands. When Herk kisses, you know it even if he seems a
little shy. The Sorbo trademark is the hand on face touch. That's classic and really,
really attractive.*
Muse 2 (taking a sip of beer) : She is still writing about that Sorbo guy. May be I should
get the Timeless, Indiscretions and Not to be tapes ready for her to review.
Muse 1 (laughing evilly): "Dream on old man. Not today. Bitter Suite, Sacrifice 2 and
Intimate stranger are on her play list today."
Muse 3 (typing on his laptop) : I'm not getting between you too. Besides she has only 2
tapes of me but I'm the one on her wallpaper right now."
Muse 1 and Muse 2 exchange looks.
Muse 1 : "You are her wallpaper now... I have not been her wallpaper in
months... got pushed over by that...that...
Muse 2: "Annoying, happy, bouncing, tall, dark hair actor..."
Muse 1, Muse 2 and Muse 3 (in chorus no less) : "Adrian Paul !!!"
Muse 2 : "No she wouldn't."
Muse 3 : " I bet you she would."
Muse 1 : " Not if she values her life.. "
*Now to compare Kevin's gentle, tender, warm kissing style I choose...*
Muse 1: "Me. Ares. God of War."
*... not to go with the obvious choice my listsibs would think. Kevin (oh my god of War)
Smith's kissing style is not something I have lots of evidence of. Except for a few Xena
episodes and besides my "What's in a name" tape was eaten 2 summers ago by my
vcr.*
Muse 3: "Pay up. I win."
Muse 1 gives Muse 3 a one dollar bill.
*Now I could use Peter Wingfield's Methos. I do have some cinematographic evidence.
More than I thought I had...*
Muse 2 smiles and is being really smug.
*... But although I like the character, his kissing style is not why I watch and adore the
Methos episodes.*
Muse 3 (giggling) : "Pay up, old man. You lose."
*So having no film evidence of Garett Maggart kissing style... yet.. but that is
about to change in the near future tapes are on their way... *
Muse 3 : "See I told you."
*... I found myself having to use in last resort..*
Muse 1 : "Right. Sure. We believe you dear. Of course. You had no choice. Last
resort. No other alternative."
Muse 2 : "Standard response to unforeseen circumstances perfected over many many
years... Adrian Paul."
Muse 1 and Muse 2 leave in a huff : "Don't call us. We'll call you... in a few
months."
*... Adrian Paul's kissing style. Well I think I can quote Tracy Scoggins (she played
Cassandra in Season 5 opening episode of HL) "Someone say cut.. or I'll need birth
control!!!" Or something to that effect in reaction to Adrian kissing her. The man
zones in on the neck. The style is passionate, not one ounce of shyness, total focus and
stop breathing, total melt down kiss. Totally different from Kevin's but also enjoyable to
watch. *
Muse 3: "Told you it would work. Now that I have your undivided attention dear.. I
have this idea about part three of "You have strange email..."
"Blair. You. Sneaky muse. I like your style..."
The end.
P.S. Beware of Blair muses they are sneaky, possessive and do not like to share. But they
are fun to have around. Now a Herkules muse is a whole other ball game..."