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Muse fluff
A muses' contract negotiations or how Nannyboo helped with a muse revolt.
"These are our demands. If not met we will go on strike." Blair muse left a
inch thick pile of paper on Chantal's desk.
Chantal finally raised her head from the list she was making. "Strike? Muses on
strike?!! Gee what next you'll all have agent or something."
"Well.." Nannyboo was standing at the door. "I have been retained by Sov
muse to represent him in the contract negotiations" Nannyboo walked in and made
herself comfortable on the couch next to Methos muse who was mumbling "An agent? 5000
years old and I forgot about agents! How did I get to live this long?"
"Well, I was asking myself the same thing..." Ares muse snarled. "A god
doesn't need an agent. I order. I get what I want."
"Right. That's why there hasn't been a KS interlude in months.." Herk muse
stated. "And getting an agent is not a bad idea.. I have some phone calls to make..
Be back in a jiffy."
Chantal was going thru the demands. "Every other Saturday off... weekly back
rubs.. no other muses are to be added without the knowledge of the existing muses and must
be put to a vote. A VOTE!!!!!! That's it you are all fired. All the lot of you. I can get
a bunch of new muses from the local chapters of Muses for sale.. I heard they have a big
clearance sale on guide muses.."
Blair muse flinched. "I told you the vote thing was way too much, man... she would
have agreed to consultation."
"Oh that's rich... you want first dibs in the picking order of Amazons.. Gee Ares..
can't get a date? Now I knew I should have gone with a Duncan muse instead of a Methos
muse.. Imported beer? I'm in Canada. We are imported beer.." Chantal was now on a
roll.
"Let me see Sov's muse demands Nannyboo?" Boo put a tape recorder on the desk
and pressed play. "Hello darling. Me and my agent. (cooing sounds were heard)"
Chantal raised an eyebrow and smirk at Nannyboo. "Had a nice time negotiating I
see."
"The best.. the spa is tremendous.." Nannyboo replied.
"Me and my agent feel I have been overworked and underpaid. So what we proposed is a
compromise. I will still work for and inspire you but I gotta have some freedom to go and
freelance with the other writers on the list and I want some fringe benefit."
"Benefit? What kind of benefit would he possibly want that he hasn't already
have.." Chantal asked.
"I want my own serie... so don't disappoint me dear.."
Chantal was stunned. "His own serie.. Gee.. how original.. But it does have
potential. Let me think about it I'll get back to you. Has for the lot of you.."
Blair muse gave her his best puppy eyes. Methos muse just ignore her. "go
in the closet and be quiet. I'll consider your demands. Has for you Ares .. come here we
have an Halloween story to write."