FIRST MEETING OF KS HOTLINE

Context: Around the end of November there was discussions about a particular  calendar (what else is new?<g>) the 97 calendar with the October picture and that nobody wanted to be in November. The Sov had made his first appearance and what a first sighting it was. Oh my.

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KS Hot Line 1-888-KEVIN

Hello, you have reached the Kevin Sorbo Hot Line if you are:

* suffering from KSWS(withdrawal syndrome) or KS overdose press 1;

* in need of lemonade, ice, drool bucket press 2;

* in need of emergency care in reanimation, broken toe, etc. due to HTLJ press 3;

* in need of counseling for obsessive daydreaming or refusal to admit we are not in October press 4;

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Weekly Meeting of the KS Hot Line staff

«Okay, is everyone here? We open the meeting today, with new business: an addition to the Hot Line, due to an overload we've added this item:

If you are:

*being lured away by a certain dark, good looking, very nasty, look-a-like press 5 and scream.»

Everyone at the meeting looks up and turn their heads to the left and smile.

«Euh, Moo, feel like making a phone call» says Melite.

«Ah, be careful, dear or you'll end up in Court» replies Moo.

«So on to the acute cases... the October situation. Princess, you are in charge on this? BTW, nice hind costume. Here are the new guidelines due to an overload of cases. All staff members are asked to follow these.»

Copy of the memo is passed around and read out loud.

To All staff members, October situation

1. When a caller is insisting it's October, do not, I repeat, do not under any circumstances contradict her. Just make sure that she wears her Halloween Amazon/X***/Aphrodite/Hind costume underneath her regular clothes.

Chuckles are heard.

2. Ask if she knows about the new 1998 Calendar. Available in January.

A silent pause. Then. «What?!!! For crying out loud, January!!! We have to wait until January!!! Who is responsible for this??? Calico?»

Calico looks up. «I know, she sighs, I have done everything short of murder to get a sensible response from the supplier, and the staff there is nice and dedicated to KS, but some nitwit at TPTB probably forgot that we are now in October and that the year is almost over.»

«Well ok, let's finish this so I can get back to my office and work on the Ares conspiracy.»

2. ... Beware, do not mention the availability date unless asked about it.

3. Mention that alternative therapy is available at this web site: Hebea Sorbo Zone.

4. When all else fails remind the caller to put on boots/coat/gloves/ if need be, to prevent frost bites and refer the caller to the nearest Amazon Hospital.

«Oh, that reminds me i have an appointment today» is heard around the table.

«Ok, the meeting is officially over, everyone go back to work. Nannyboo, Freya and Becky, you're on the phones today».

Back in the office, I look up at the calendar, yessss... October.

Chantal

October delusion doctor "I know the patients are running the asylum..."