|
|
G.R.A.P.E.S
Groping Ravenous Amazons Pursuing Ecstasy Society
This picture is courtesy of Nannyboo and the animation is Freya's. <beg>
Once upon a time long, long ago a Man posed for a group of artists
<g>. Now
this Man was a Hero; part God, part Myth, part Legend, and definitely all
Male. As he stood there with his grapes…er…in hand….the artists, drew,
painted, and chiseled all or part of him but were there any photographers at
hand to mark the occasion? Anything to pass on to us, his favorite Amazons?
Nay!! None,zilch, nada, zero..Hence our brightest and best Amazons have vid
captured, enlarged,enhanced (not much work there<wg>) and shared him with all
the other disgruntled Amazons, to their utter (“Shut up, Ares!”) delight.
And because of their successful endeavors and “hard” workthere is not an Amazon
in Sorboland that doesn’t have some where a pic of “THE GRAPES” in all
“its” natural glory!!
Because of their wondrous captures our illustrious and dear Hestia, Visionaire Extraordinaire, founded a “Club”. For all who are Members, you have “upheld” your oath to the CREED; we thank you. For all of you who have recently joined the lists, I would like to invite you to join…………
Presenting to Your Grapeness, Hestia……….
We of the Grape Persuasion, Believe in the following Credo:
1. There is no other fruit than Grapes.
2. Thou shall not take a Grape in Vain.
3. Thou shall not steal a Grape from another Amazon.
4. Thou shall not bear a hatchet or any other chopping device around any
Grape Vine.
5. There is no such thing as a Bad Grape.
6. There is one in every Amazon’s bushel.
7. More than a handful is a waste.
8. Grape lusting is “A Good Thing”.
(Repeat this three times, hopping on one foot, turning clockwise four times)
MEMBERS IN GOOD STANDING, SITTING OR LYING
Grape High Priestess/Conjuror of the Erect Vine – Freya
Presentation Specialist/Grape Applicator – Hestia
Quality Control Supervisor – Danaan~
Grape Picker – KalliSta
Grape Ambassador to Valusia – Aphrael
Knot/Bondage Specialist at the Grape Recycling Plant – Mystalia
Grape Polisher/Orb Spit & Shine Expert – Apollena
Deputy Grape Polisher – Intrique
Wine Taste Tester/Kull’s Right Hand Lady – Astrild
Libations Bearer/Whipped Cream Expert – HerKite
Wigglier & Jiggler/Grape Jell-oDivision – Hilara
Grape Juicer – Becca
Grape Presser – Melite
Grape Sugar Dipper – Kistik
Grape Peeler/Spherical Integrity Inspector – Nani
Personal Nurse to HerK – Cjane
Grape Therapist – Missferal
Seed Spitter – Julie
Juice Extractor – Iris
Wine Taster/Stewart - ~Wike
Grape Graphic Designer – Megaera
Sweetness Tester – Kevfriend
Grape Washer – AneXa
Grape Sniffer/Grape Catcher – Binky
Grape Firmness Inspector – nicworld
Grape Crusher/Grape Separator – Zareta
Grape Coddler & Cajoler – Rabbit
Wine Connoisseur/Grape Caresser – Mairi
Official Grape Purchaser – Red Storm
Grape Carrier – Inge
Grape bunch Refresher – Francis
Keeper of the Grape – Katana
Grape Rep/New England Branch – Deb
Keeper of the Royal Grapesicles – Dessy
Grape Vine Decorator – MMMuffin
Grape Stem Twister – Baucis
Vineyard Keeper – Lynn
Grape Buffer – Kitkat
Official Grape-Nut & Bushel Handler/Inspector – Shait
New members
Loyal Keeper of the Grapes - Kara
Cultivator of the Sacred Vine - Hawk
Protector of the Grape - Hercgirl
Royal Holder of the Cup of Wine - Eponia
Love’n’Hugs
Danaan~