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Muse snippet
This was inspired by a silly radio commercial about built-in phone answering machines.
A man is asking his fiancee to marry him several times over. All caught by the machine.
Chantal
P.S. My Aresmuse is a really really sick muse.
March 2000
An Amazon's place. Early morning.
Ring! Ring! Ring! The answering machine picks up.
"How would you like a muse that is tall, dark, good looking, can stay up all night
and is a GOD? Call me, babe."
The answering machine announced "You have one new message."
Later.
Ring! Ring! Ring! The answering machine picks up.
"Yo! Babe! You need a muse that will rock your world over and over and over again
without ever being tired or killed. You "NEED" me. Give me a call"
The answering machine announced "You have two new messages."
Much later.
Ring! Ring! Ring! The answering machine picks up.
A low baritone voice sings " I just called to say. you need me. I just call to say
you really really need me. And I mean it from the bottom of my God's heart."
The answering machine announced "You have three new messages."
When the amazon came back, she noticed the blinking answering machine. "Who would
leave me messages. I was with everyone all day. Probably salemen. We don't like salemen do
we muses?"
As the messages played the smart muses in Freya's house took cover. Blairmuse disappeared
in the computer room. Rickymuse chachaed his way to the bedroom. Both waited for the
explosion.
"I WON'T TOLERATE ANY NEW MUSES! Especially an Aresmuse. That's final ! You call him
and I walk!!!" Sovmuse yelled.
Freay looked so disappointed. "But he said he would rock my world!!!!"
The end.
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