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The bubblewrap drabble challenge#8
Signs you are addicted to bubblewrap by Chantal
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Okay first feed back.. Rabbit. I loved it.. very nice and drool worthy. Kull is very drool
worthy. Baucis.. well you are definitely named bubble wrap designer of KSHQ. French bikini
in bubble warp interesting.. Ares wants one for me.. oh shut up you big leather GOW. How
about never? Is never good for you?
I won’t wear a bikini made of bubble wrap. That’s final. What? You’ll wear
the speedo? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public,
Ares. No, I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant today. Oh okay.. stop pouting..
how about a bubble wrap dress.. would that be okay. See, I'll try being nicer if you'll
try being smarter. <eg>
Sorry about the little public argument here with my Ares muse.. <eg>Sometimes.. he
just makes me sooo mad. And it’s PMS time. so...I’m cranky.
So without further temper tantrums.. You hear me Ares.. no more tantrums.. here’s the
bubble wrap drabble #3.. Signs that you are addicted to bubblewrap..
Sign #1:
This is for Hilara and Robert is the one who told me.
Hilara dear, you are definitely addicted to bubble wrap since you threw a fit as you
opened the last shipment of merchandises at Sorbo Mart and attacked Robert because you
found those gods-awful peanuts packed inside every single boxes instead of bubble wrap.
<Ares muse> Poor Robert! I know the feeling.. well I do.. you attacked me last
night when you received yours you know.. and it had those peanuts in it.. I’m still
finding those things everywhere in my leathers pants.
<Chantal looking a little miffed> Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view of thing. Please don’t share. I insist.. I really do.
Sign #2
This is for Danaan and WetnWildHerK
You can stop stocking the things Danaan because every one will raid your closets now.
So Danaan you became totally addicted when you started to buy bubble wrap by the roll
instead of the sheet. Although it makes perfect sense to me.. how could a sheet cover
WetnWildHerK
anyway..<eg>
<Chantal giving Ares muse the eye> Don’t said it.. I know.. it would take two
rolls to cover you..
<Ares muse> Me? I didn’t say anything.. <smiles wickedly> but since you
mentioned it.. two rolls is not enough.. I’d say three minimum..
<Chantal> Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental Ares.
Sign #3
This is for Aphraël.. and dear.. you have to stop this.. it’s driving Herk nuts..
and lock up the Harpies please..
So Aphraël you are sooo addicted and you passed on the addiction to your Harpies.. and
it’s not a pretty sight. You started to count every bubble tomake sure no one took
one. I know it’s fun to count them when they are on Herk.. but when the Harpies
started to do it to Sov.. well.. I would check on them.. But Herk is willing to help you
cure your addiction and change it to...
Sign #4
So you can join Kallista and SHerk in their new game.. making popping sounds mimicking
your bubble wrap.. of course you have to stop SHerk every other minute with a kiss.. but
that’s the fun of it.
<Chantal> And Ares, I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth to
stop you before you start. <beg>
<Ares muse> Darling you have to get close to me before you can do that.
<Chantal> You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. And the last but
not least...
Sign #5
And this is for Melite.. dear list goddess.. when you redecorated your pad with
bubblewrap.. Sov just knew you had gone over the edge. But he’ll be waiting for you
in your bedroom and wants to play pop the bubble wrap. Objective: the ceiling.
<vbeg>
<Ares muse> You know. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
you. You are sooo much worst than I thought. And I loooove it.
<Chantal> Okay you win.. you can have my bubble wrap blanket. Gee, you think he was
addicted or something. LOL. Wait, I’m not part of the blanket.. what do you mean
I’m the blanket..
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You want to pop some virtual bubble wrap along with sound effects.. you have to use IE but
it’s fun..
Go to :
http:/www.ultranet.com/~adjm/java/bsnap/bubblesnap.shtml
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Oh one last sign.. for Nannyboo
Dear .. using the paper shredder is brilliant.. totally brilliant.. if I do say so
myself
Nannyboo recipe to have every Alpha come running you feed roll of bubble wrap into the
paper shredded and turn it on.. Instant machete pops<eg>
Hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing this one.
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