Amazon tag sale by Freya

work in progress

updated 2001-08-26

Just something I've been knocking around in my head, hope you enjoy.....

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The shrieking buzz of an alarm clock split the early morning quiet. A hand appeared from under midnight black silk sheets, groped around the nightstand for a bit, found the annoying clock, and pressed the snooze button. The arm sneaked back under the sheets and some whispering and giggling was heard.

Five minutes later, the buzz of the alarm once more shrieked and the hand that appeared this time from under the sheets was much bigger and stronger. It picked up the annoying clock, ripped its electric cord from the wall, and threw it across the room.

Freya leapt from the bed (wow...did you see that? I didn't even get my feet tangled in the blankets like I normally do! Kewl! And no Danaan, I'm not gonna do a instant replay for ya either!) and recovered the now dented clock. She tried pressing the split sides together as Sov peered at her from his bed.

"Sov, look...you broke it" Freya said as she held the clock out for him to see.

"I hate that clock! I hate being interrupted! Now come back here!" Sov ordered.

Freya spit on her finger and rubbed it hard on the top of the clock. "Hmmm, that scratch is almost not even noticeable anymore" Freya muttered. "And I bet I can use some duct tape to fix this broken piece too.....coz any good amazon knows that there are over one hundred and one uses for duct tape".

Freya placed the clock down on a chair and started tugging on her clothes. Sov looked at her with a look of total amazement mixed with dismay on his face. "Are you doing what I think you're doing?" he snarled as he gathered the black silk sheet and tied it around his waist as he got out of bed and walked over to where Freya was slipping on her sandles.

Freya stood and looked at Sov standing there. Hair mussed so sexily. Blue eyes still ringed with sleep. A hint of stubble on his chin. <Freya licked her lips> Broad shoulders. Bare chest. <Freya's eyes crossed> Black silk gathered just below his belly button. <Freya shakes her head to recover her senses>

"Ummm...what?" she asks as she traces her finger from Sov's adam apple, down in between his pecs, down his rock hard stomach, and hooks her finger inside the sheet.

Sov, confident in his power over her, grins and says, "I asked you if you were doing what I thought you were doing."

Freya feels the silk knot untying beneath her fingers. "And that was what?" she purrs as she gazes up at him.

"Well, LittleOne, it looked to me as if you were getting dressed....to leave.. to go someplace" Sov laughed, a deep throaty laugh, as the sheet slithered to the floor.

"Thats right!" Freya exclaimed as she smacked herself on the side of her head. "I am leaving...gotta run...can't be late...cya later gator!" She scooped up the broken alarm clock, blew an astonished Sov a kiss, and disappeared out the door.



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Kal and Sherk had finished telling the alphaHerks where to place the tables. Kal stood with her hands on her hips, tapping her foot. "I never get up early...NEVER... but for her I did a favor...so you think SHE'D be here on time.... BUT NOOOO, she's not, and why am I not surprised coz she's not even home so that means she spent the night at Sov's and WHO knows WHEN she will get here!" Sherk looked at his love a little bewildered.

"I should call Sov...that's what I SHOULD do, call them and wake them up and TELL her JUST what I think of her being LATE!"

Sherk scratches his head and makes a funny face at Kallista.

Kal whips out her cell phone just as Freya zips up in her Cruiser. She gets out waving and shouting "Good Morning!! I've got hot coffee, hot chocolate, cappuccino, warm bagels and donuts"!

Kal mutters "I hate morning people" as she waves back.

Sherk bounces up to Freya. "Can I have a donut...what kind did you get? I hope jelly...can I have jelly...please...I'll be careful and not squirt the jelly out all over the place! And hot chocolate...I want the hot chocolate...did ya get it with whipped cream coz you know I love whipped cream!"

Kal covers her ears with her hands.

Freya hands the packages to Sherk and walks over to Kal. "Hi sis... sorry I'm late, but Sov tried to break the alarm clock... see I have it here... I'm sure someone will buy it at the amazon tag sale don't you?"

Kal looked at the alarm clock, now completely covered in duct tape and nodded her head. "Here's a sticker to put on it... wadda think? Five dinars for it??"


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Kal and Freya were busy directing the alphas loaded with boxes. "We should put CJs table in the shade....we don't want all her chocolate melting." Kal stated as Freya checked off her list on her trusty clipboard.

"Oh...and Dessy gets the shade too....don't want her homemade candles to melt either." Check.

"We need another table for Kat's scrolls....you know how many she has." Check.

"Let's move Danaan's handcuff table away from the kiddie section. Check."

Soon all the tables were set up and amazons and alphas milled around excitedly talking and comparing wares. Kal went off to check on Sherk's table. Lots of bows in many different colors and patterns adorned the table, but Kal didn't see Sherk anywhere. She started to call out to Hercgirl who was busy checking out little itty bitty sweaters and booties on another table when she heard a sniffle coming from beneath the bow table. "SHerk? Are you under there honey?" Kal got down on her knees to look under the table.

"No one's here" Sherk whispered.

Kal grinned and crawled under the table with SHerk. "Are you playing a new game sweetie?" she asked as she playfully pinched his cheek. "We really don't have time right now, the tag sale is about to begin...but I'd love to play with you later."

SHerk looked at Kal, his lower lip quivering.

"What's wrong SHerk? What's the matter? Did Sov show up and trip you again? Or Discord....is that Elvira wannabe bothering you??"

SHerk shook his head no.

"Come on out then, coz I'm getting an awful crick in my neck." Kal started pulling Sherk out but he refused to budge.

"Sherk, honey... we can't stay under here all day. Folks have to be able to see us in case they want to buy some of your bows."

SHerk's lower lip quivered some more.

"Come on...someone is at our table...I see their feet." Kal said, then thought quietly to herself "eewww, what ugly shoes, wonder who it is??"

SHerk's eyes filled with tears.

Resigned, Kal sat down indian style and took Sherk's hands in hers. "Okay big fella, spill it...why so sad?"

Sherk sputtered "M-m-my bows."

"Yes, your bows are on the table ready to be sold, Sherk.....oh....<light bulb goes off over Kal's head>...you don't want to sell your bows? Is that it??"

Sherk nods his head up and down.

"Awwww honey....why didn't you say so??

SHerk just shrugged.

Kal thought quickly. "How about we rent them? Yeah, thats it...we'll rent them to amazons."



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Danaan smacked WetNWild's hand once again, then bent and took the pair of handcuffs he just dropped in her bag back out and put them on her table.

"Awwww Danaan, not those....those are my favorites!" WnW whined.

"You say that about all of them stud" Danaan winked as she rearranged her wares.

WnW picked up another set and held them before Danaan's eyes. "Remember these sweetie....remember that night....the chandelier you stole from Freya??" WnW leered at Danaan.

"I did NOT steal that from Freya" Danaan yelled as she tried to swipe the handcuffs out of WnW's hand. "MissManners threw it out! I'm just...just safe guarding it...yeah! Thats it!"

WnW laughed and held the handcuffs just out of Danaana's reach. "How could you sell off all these memories?" he asked.

Danaan stood, arms folded across her ta tas and tried staring WnW down. He met her stare with his own steely blue one.

"Oh okay...you win" she said. "Lemme show ya something". She bent down and took a catalog out of her bag. "Look what I ordered...if I don't get rid of some of these, I won't have room for the new ones."

WnW glanced at the catalog in Danaan's hands, then grabbed it, a wicked gleam lighting his eyes. "Wow, did you see these??" he asked. Titanium dual action locks. Kewl. Oh...and these...I'd love to see you try to get out of these!" he exclaimed as he sat down and pulled Danaan down on his lap.



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TBC

 

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