TALES
FROM THE HERKSPITAL
EPISODE THREE
by Freya Fantasy Angel Sorbo-List
Herkspital Case number 17071998
Skeezix admitted to the Herkspital Annex "The Cloud rooms"
Freya had just finished cleaning and bandaging (and kissing all his boo boos)
Sov's many scratches he got from crashing thru the woods "in all his glory",
when Herk entered the room. She noticed immediately the look of concern on his face
and rushed over to him.
"We've got a new admittance to the HerKspital" he said, worry lines creasing his
forehead.
Freya grabbed her clipboard and said, "hmmm, room 3 is available, so is 6 but the
hole that Danaan put in the wall still has to be replaced."
Herk quietly shook his head...."no...Freya, this case requires very specific and
special care. In fact, her specialist (Dr. Calico) insists that only I and
<nodding his head in the Sov's direction> *that one* attend to her. I asked
GHerk for use of his Cloud Room."
"Sigh" sighed Freya, remembering the Cloud room all too well. <Ya see, the
Sov snuck her there one night...but that's a different story all together!!>
******
Soon HerK and The Sov were in the Cloud Room waiting for GHerk to bring their new patient
to them. Herk smiled as he looked around this beautiful room. Soft rays of
sunlight filtered thru the
cloud walls and left rainbows dancing on the floor. The couches, the beds, the many
pillows, were all made of soft fluffy clouds.
He checked the supplies noting the overabundance of sparkling grape juice, lemonade,
fresh strawberries and chocolate, body paint pens....wait...body paint
pens...."Sov!! he bellowed,
holding up a handful of the pens. "What are these doing here? You were
specifically told this this amazon needs rest and relaxation!!"
"Keep your shorts on!" the Sov replied as he grabbed the pens. "What could
be more relaxing than having me play connect the dots on her bod??"
Herk grimmaced as he thought of having to share Skeezix with The Sov. Maybe there
was a way he could just push him off the clouds???
The Sov laughed wickedly as he knew what Herk was thinking. "You are really too
uptight big guy" he said. You can pamper and baby and tenderly take care of
Skeez in here...I won't bother you....for I will be waiting for her in this room. He
threw open a door to a room that was bathed in midnight. Brilliant stars shone all
around. Deep dark soft velvet covered the floors and the walls (sound proof too!).
"When she needs rest, she'll stay with you....when she wants to be naughty,
she'll come to me" he grinned as he entered the room and shut the door behind him.
****
Herk was considering blocking the door somehow when he was blinded by a flash of
light...when he opened his eyes he saw Skeezix standing in front of him. He rushed
to her side and embraced her. Then he led her to a fluffy pillow and sat down
pulling her down on his lap. He gently pushed her hair behind her ears as he gazed
into her eyes, and then kissed her on the nose. "I was told not to do anything
to get your blood pressure up" he sighed as she snuggled closer...."this is
going to be hard".
"Blood pressure, smood pressure" replied Skeez as she grabbed his head and gave
him a passionate kiss. When they came up for air, she added "GHerk waved his
arms around me a few times and told me I don't have to worry about a thing as long as I'm
up here".
Herk grinned, took her back in his arms and they sank underneath the clouds.
A few hours later, Skeezix awoke being tenderly held in Herk's arms. She admired the
lines of his body for a while, then reluctantly got up to look for something to eat.
She found a deep purple silk robe and wrapped it around her body and went looking
for the kitchen.
<><><><> Guess what door she
found????<><><><><>
She opened a door and gasped at the site before her. The Sov sat in the midst of
darkness, but she could see him clearly. He beckoned to her. He was wearing a
matching deep purple robe. He stood and held out his arms and Skeez just seemed to
melt into them. He kissed her deeply as she stood on her tiptoes to reach him.
His hands brushed the silk robe down from her shoulders til it pooled around her
waist. She snuck her hands inside his robe, feeling the solid muscles under her
fingers. He grasped her bottom and picked her up, she wrapped her legs around his
waist and they disappeared into the darkness.
****
Dear Skeezix....I hope you enjoy your stay at the Herkspital Annex and that the guys make
you feel better. Please, please, please, take care of yourself!!
hugs,
Freya
~~Fantasy Angel~~
Herkspital Case number 20071998
More patients at the ER and the start of Danaan
band-aid quest.. <bg>
Kull quickly made his way down the hall to the Massage room where his special lady
Melite waited. He gasped as he opened the door and saw her body, covered only
by a wispy sheet, on his special
massage table. He knelt in front of her and kissed her brow, and sighed in relief
when she opened her eyes and smiled at him.
"Hello my king....thank you for coming" she murmured as she reached around and
whipped off the sheet exposing her milky white skin for him to feast on.
"Ahem....<cough cough> Me....Mel....Meleetteee....why are you here? You
had me so worried when I received word you were admitted and required my care" he
finally managed to say.
"Oh my lord...I'm tired, sore, and exhausted and in need of your tlc.....you see, I
played carpenter last week and built myself a desk....but now I hurt from the tips of my
fingers to the tips of my toes."
"Carpenter!! Why did you? You know I would have commissioned a master
craftsman to do the work for you!!" he exclaimed, removing his tunic as he rummaged
thru the various bottles of oil.
He finally selected one and pour a liberal amount onto Melite's back and then started
"The Massage". It began at Melite's neck where his thumbs pressed and
rubbed...then continued to her
shoulders.....down her spine...up her sides....his fingers just tickling the sides of her
breasts...then back down her spine til her reached her cute little tush. He spent
extra time on her cheeks, kneading and rubbing...then down the back of her thighs, her
calves, finally to her feet....and then he repeated the whole process over and over again.
When Melite's body had thoroughly turned to jello, he flipped her over and started on her
front, paying special attention to the delicate skin of her inside thighs........
****
Mauve lay back in the hot tub and sighed as the warm water rushed over her knee.
HerK slipped in behind and wrapped his arms around her so she wouldn't slide under the
water. PHerk sat on
her right side and was popping grapes into her mouth. The Sov sat at the other end
of the tub, gently massing her toes. "Yummm, I'm so glad I found this place...I've a
feeling I'm gonna enjoy it here" she sighed as GHerk raised a glass of champagne to
her lips......
****
In the ER, Freya stubbornly stood her ground as a whining Danaan sobbed "But look
closely, see...right there...you can see the cut!! Hurry and get the Herk hunks in
here before I bleed to
death!!" Freya sighed as she opened a drawer, pulled out a Big Bird bandaid and
stuck it on Danaan's finger. "Now go...get out...before I call Kitten and show
her those pix of you and the
guys....and the snorkel...."
****
hugs,
Freya
Herkspital Case number 21071998
Dental ward and the continuing saga of Danaan band-aid quest <bg>
The Alpha-Herks, The Sov, and Kull all stood ready to cut the ribbon announcing the new
dental ward at the Herkspital when YIolaus sprinted down the hallway. "Phew!
Made it!!" he grinned, high fiving the guys. "What are you doing
here?" Herk asked as he handed him his scissors.
"I got a message that someone very special needed my attention" YI replied,
grinning ear to ear. "Wow, look at all the amazons here....I gotta hang out
here more often!"
With much fanfare the new ward was officially opened and the first patient (besides Freya
and Chantal who were the test patients and have been assigned permanent rooms in the
"I hate
Dentists" section) to enter was Castalia. She entered the room assigned to her
and found YI waiting for her. Both were a little nervous as this was their first
time <g> and he slowly held out his arms and hugged her. He settled her in a
comfortable recliner built for two and began spoon feeding her grape jello. "Is it
good honey?" he asked...."I've got lemon jello, vanilla, chocolate and
butterscotch pudding, homemade chicken soup with plenty of soft noodles..." he
glanced around the room...."I've
got milkshakes, malteds, chilled wines".....a little blop of jello slid off the spoon
and down Cas's
neck....unaware YI continued...."I've got chocolate cheesecake, NY cheesecake,
strawberry cheesecake".....
"mmmmrrrfffppphhh" Cas finally sputtered. YI looked at her and noticed
that the jello had gone everywhere but in her mouth. "Oh no!" he
yelled..."I'm not doing this right!! Here let me help
you!" As he began wiping her face with a napkin, he noticed this little bit of jello
by her ear...it looked so enticing...he couldn't help himself. He bent in closer,
and took a nibble.....Cas sighed...he took another nibble....Cas wrapped her arms around
his neck......
******
Hestia entered next....actually Herk carried her in....all the time saying "But I
promise Hestia...there are no dentists here....I swear....no one will look in your
mouth!" The Sov, hiding behind the corner, grinned wickedly and said
"oh....I don't know about that...."
<Meanwhile Freya was checking out Hestia's room making sure everything was in order. As
she opened the door, she saw a figure under the blankets. Hmmm, she thought...I
didn't know Herk got
Hestia here so quicky. "Hestia?" she whispered moving close to the bed.
"Are you okay?" The figure under the bed whispered something that
sounded like "oh crap" and pulled the blankets tighter around her.
"Hes" Freya whispered again, and tried to remove the covers....a tug of war took
place....followed by Freya landing on her butt with the blankets in her hands looking up
into Danaan's startled face.
"Ummm, now Fre....umm...don't get all mad at me....if you had admitted me, this
wouldn't have happened....yeah...its all your fault ya know...." Danaan
stammered, trying desperately to cover
her red peek a boo teddy with her hands.
*****
Cas--ouch....4 wisdom teeth?? I still got two and my dentist keeps telling me they
have to come out...I keep saying if they dont' bother me, they stay! Hope YI made
you feel better!!
Hestia--ouch too! oral surgery?? I promise to get Danaan out of your room
quickly so herk and the guys can give you all the TLC you need.
Danaan....what can I say......lol
hugs,
Freya
Herkspital Case number 22071998
Danaan is an out patient and the end of the Band-aid saga <bg>
The Sov knocked on the door to Danaan's hut and quietly slipped inside. She
looked up from the catalog she was ordering xmas ornaments from and a wide grin spread
over her face. "Oh my...Sov! What are you doing here??" Come
in...come in...where are my manners??" she said as she jumped up.
With a kiss he silenced her and drew her into her bedroom. "Freya told me to tell you
that she feels terrible that she turned you away from the Herkspital and that she's sorry
about your booboo" he growled as he took the finger in question and gently popped it
into his mouth. "She thought you'd enjoy this outpatient treatment
better." With that he pushed her onto her bed and fell on top of her.
Soon they nestled together, her head upon his chest. He glanced up and smirked at
his reflection in
the mirror that Danaan had hanging above her bed, then glanced at the silk scarves and
handcuffs she had hanging from the bedposts.
"ummm, that was nice...you can tell Freya that I forgive her" Danaan purred as
she traced lazy circles in the Sov's chest hairs.
"Oh...but wait...she also sent over a surprise for you" The Sov replied as he
pulled a bag out from under his scattered clothes.
"Gimme!" yelled Danaan...as she ripped open the bag and an extra large, family size box of GLOW IN THE DARK Dinosaur bandaids fell out. Both she and the Sov got wicked gleams in their eyes and soon bandaid wrappers were flying thru the air.
****
Hope your booboo is better Danaan...did it require stiches?? <g>
hugs,
Freya
Herkspital Case number 23071998
Aphrael admitted to the R and R ward Aka THe mental ward. <bg>
Aphrael slowly made her way towards the "Rest and Relaxation" section (aka
mental ward) of the HerKspital. As she pushed the door open, the first thing she
noticed was the quiet....everything was
hushed...the lighting was soft, and a wispy scent of vanilla was in the air.
"Aahhh" she sighed, "this is what I need". She made her
way over to a comfy chair near a window that overlooked a field a wild flowers gently
swaying in the breeze, and she could just make out a cheeful bubbling brook winding its
way thru the field.
She sank into the chair and closed her eyes in contentment only to open them again in
surprise as she felt someone rubbing her feet. The Sov grinned wickedly at her and
said "Close your eyes my sweet.....just relax." Easier said then done,
Aphrael thought, as shivers ran up and down her body.
Herk appeared at her side and with a smile said "Ya know this chair is built
for two" as he squeezed his body in next to hers. Wrapping one arm around her
neck, he gently rubbed her shoulders. As she lay her head on his chest, he whispered
"that's it....just close your eyes and relax". As his chest hairs tickled
her nose again she thought "easier said than done".
She closed her eyes again...only to opened them when some wonderful aroma filled the air.
She saw PHerk standing next to her, holding a cold glass of milk and some freshly
baked chocolate chip cookies, still warm. <author's note....I don't know about
the rest of you, but there's something about the way freshly baked choc chip cookies
smell....so....relaxing.....so yummy!>
PHerk took a cookie, dunked it it the milk and then held to Aphrael lips where she
delicately took a little nibble...then a bigger nibble...and then swallowed the whole
thing whole!! The Sov gulped... Herk grinned...and PHerk remarked it was getting hot in
the room.....
****
Aphrael....hope things are looking brighter for you....btw, love your angel :)
hugs,
Freya
Herkspital Case number 25071998
Tedras admitted to the R and R wing of the Herkspital
Tedras slowly made her way down the hall to the Amazon Rest and Relaxation ward,
dragging her feet and muttering to herself "I can't believe I missed it, I just can't
believe I missed it." She opened the door to find herself staring into the
bluest eyes. "Kull!" she exclaimed.
"Tedras, my lady" he responded as he bowed to her. Taking her hand, he
raised it his lips and ran his lips along her palm. Then he led her into a darkened
room and held a chair out for her. As Tedras settled in, the lights in the room
dimmed even more and a big screen came alive....flames
danced across the screen as this wonderful, sexy voice said "At the dawn of time,
the world was covered in flames and demons ruled over men."
Tedras sighed and Kull took her hand and together they watched the movie.
When it was over, SHerk came in with freshly buttered popcorn. He was followed by
the rest of the alpha Herks and the Sov. They all fought for the seats closest to
Tedras as the room darkened again and Hercules and the Amazons started...followed by
Circle of Darkness, followed by....
:)
Hope you get a chance to see this movie Tedras!!
hugs,
Freya
Herkspital Case number 30071998 by SQ
Freya admitted to the Herkspital
Freya limps into her kitchen to get some more ice for her knee when suddenly she sees a
brightly lit vortex. Intrigued, she hobbled through and finds herself in: The Sov's
wing of the HerKspital!
Freya staggered over to a the Herkspital bed and gingerly lowered herself onto it.
She closed her eyes on a grimace of pain and heard a commotion in the hall.
"My beloved Freya is hurt? WHERE IS SHE??" the Sov bellowed.
"I must get to her - out of my way!"
Freya heard a thud against the wall that she could only presume to be an orderly being
shoved out of the Sov's way. Her door flew opoen with a crash and the Sov stormed
over to her. Upon seeing her pain-filled features, his hardened face turned soft.
"Oh my dear sweet Freya - what happened? Who did this to you?" he murmured
while stroking her hair away from her face.
"It was an awful vacuum cleaner Sov. There I was, minding my own business when
it jumped out and tripped me. I landed on my knee and it is throbbing painfully my
lord."
The Sov gingerly lifted her leg and looked at her knee. With a soft as touch as a
feather, he placed a ice compress lightly on her knee. "I guess I'll have to
wait to make you scream. Once your knee is better, be prepared my love"
Freya looked at him with a saucy grin and said "Mayhap you should be the one to
prepare yourself!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I know it's not nearly up to snuff with your regular work, but enjoy!
~Peace~
SQ
Herkspital Case number 25081998
Calico admitted to the R and R ward
PHerk scurried around, making sure everything was PERFECT for Calico's visit.
There was slow music playing quietly in the background. The lights were
dimmed. The wine was chilled. The
hottubs warm and bubbly.
Calico appeared at the door looking tired and worried and PHerk hurried to her side.
He tenderly took her into his arms and as she relaxed against him, he kissed the
top of her head. They
stood there, arms wrapped tightly around each other and started swaying to the music.
Soon they were gracefully moving around the room and the spark was returning to Calico's
eyes. She found herself grinning widely as PHerk dipped her.
"Um...I'm really not much a dancer" PHerk whispered, as he tripped over Calico's
feet. "Perhaps you would like me to call DHerk for you??"
"Oh no!!" Calico hastily replied. "You're doing fine...you're not
going anywhere big boy!"
PHerk relaxed and grabbed a rose off a nearby table and stuck it between his teeth....and
together PHerk and Calico tangoed (what a sensual dance, no??) into the bedroom.
*****
Hope things start looking better dear Kitty!!
hugs,
Freya
Herkspital Case number 26081998
Shauna and KalliSta admitted to the Herkspital
In the distance, thunder echoed thru the hills, and lightning lit up the sky. A
severe storm was expected and Freya rushed throughout the Herkspital looking for
flashlights and emergency
supplies.
"I knew I shouldn't have left SHerk in charge of supplies" she muttered to
herself, "especially after Nyxx showed him how to make shadow figures on the walls to
scare unsuspecting amazons
into his arms...yeah....like they were really unsuspecting.....mutter mutter".
****
Meanwhile, Herk was tenderly massaging Shauna's head and neck. He had turned the lights
down low and placed a cold cloth soaked in special herbs over her eyes. She felt all
the tension and
pain slowly leave her body and gave into the pleasant sensations Herk's fingers were
providing. Sensing her arousal, Herk moved his hands a little lower on Shauna's
body, gently tracing the
outline of her now heaving breasts, down into the little dip by her bellybutton, up her
sides.......
*****
In another room, KalliSta was enjoying a day of royal treatment. She sat upon a throne,
SHerk at her feet, giving her a pedicure. DHerk was there massaging her arms and fingers,
stopping every so
often to kiss the tender inside of her palm or to suck a finger. GHerk had arrived with
ambrosia which he was tenderly spoon feeding Kallista. Kull was rubbing her
shoulders with rose scented oils from his kingdom. And The Sov...oh the Sov...he was
sitting right next to her on the throne....trying to wiggle his body under hers as he
nibbled and licked her neck.
Freya, who is rushing down the hall hears someone giggle. "Where in the Hades is
she? I know that giggle anywhere." She puts her ear on the door and
grins. "Got ya!"
Freya pulls out her copies of all the keys to the HerKspital and is busily trying to find
the right key, when a hand covers hers. Startled she looks up and sees the Sov
grinning down at her. "Watta doing sweetheart?" he purrs against her
throat. The keys drop to the floor.
"Ummm....errrr" <Sov takes a little nibble> "Danaan and SHerk <Sov
sucks on her earlobe> "locked themselves in" <his hands grab her
buttocks> "and I...." <he presses his lips against hers, his tongue
playing hide and seek with hers>
The Sov whispers "locked themselves in....what a good idea" He glances
around the hallway, spots the linen supply closet, picks Freya up in his arms, but before
he carries her to the room, he latches the supply room door that SHerk and Danaan are in.
"I'm not going to be interrupted by her again!!" he swears to himself.
:)
Freya
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