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TALES
FROM THE HERKSPITAL
EPISODE TWO
by Freya Fantasy Angel Sorbo-List
Herkspital Case number 13051998
MMMuffin in Herkspital
SHerk sneaks up on Herk and pokes him in the tush just as Herk is busily gathering a
special herb that grows only under a huge boulder. Herk jumps in surprise almost
dropping the rock on his
toes.
"Geesh SH, why'd you do that for?"
<SH, jumping up and down grinning> "I did it! I did it! I scared
you! I scared you!"
As SH starts to twirl in never-ending circles, Herk looks down at the smushed herbs, picks
them up and starts back toward the HerKspital.
*****
MMMuffin is reclining on a feather bed, trying to find a comfortable position for her
aching tummy. She glances over at the TV where her favorite movie is playing and is
soon dreaming that she is an amazon queen holding Hercules captive.
Calico and Prince Hercules tiptoe in and glance over at the bed.
"Shhh, she's sleeping poor thing" Calico says as she puts some beautiful flowers
in a vase and puts in next to MMMuffin's bed.
Prince Hercules bends low and gently kisses MMMuffin's forehead and then takes Calico by
the hand and says "well my love, since she's sleeping there's really not too much we
can do here, is
there??? Come to my castle with me and show me how you tame a big wild
cat.....grrrrrrlll!!" as he gives her a love nip on the neck. :)
*****
Herk enters MMMuffins room and turns off the ended tape and the snowy tv screen. He
starts mixing his special herb with some warm water. MMMuffin wakes up and smiles as
she sees her hero standing over her. "Are you making me some tea?" she
asks as different aromas float past her....licorice, cinnamon, sage, sandalwood, vanilla.
"It smells so good".
"Its not tea my sweet" Herk replies as he peels back the covers from MMMuffin.
He raises her nightgown up exposing her tummy. He gently sits on the edge of the
bed and dips his fingers into
the herbal mixture and ever so lightly starts rubbing it on MMMuffin's tummy.
"ooooh, that feels so nice" she sighs.
Herk rubs round and round, he dips his finger into her belly button (I sure hope you have
an "innie" coz it would be hard for him to dip into an "outie")
MMMuffin's tummy is turning a nice rosy red.
Then again, so is her face.....
He rubs the mixture a little lower, slipping his fingers under the waistband of her
panties. "Have to cover your whole tummy with this" he whispers, "and
your chest too" as he hands glide up over her now heaving breasts.
****
Hope you're feeling better MMMuffin...just stay in bed with Herk and his special sauce and
I'm sure you'll be up and about in no time....or maybe you'll feel better, but still want
to stay in bed..... :)
Freya
~~Fantasy Angel~~
Herkspital Case number 18051998
Becky admitted to the Herkspital
Just as Becky limped up the walkway to the HerKspital, the double doors flew open and
Herk, SH, Kull, and The Sov rushed out, tripping over each other in their haste to reach
Becky. HerK got there first and swung her up high in his arms. The Sov reached up
and tried to grab her, Kull leaped thru the air and also grabbed (what he grabbed Becky
will never tell :)). SH slid between Herk's legs
and in a tangled heap of legs and arms and bodies, everyone came crashing down.
"Look what you did you big oaf!!" The Sov cried as he stood up, brushing
dirt off of black leathers.
"Me??? If you had only stayed out of my way, none of this would have
happened!!" Kull growled as he too stood up and brushed the dirt from his hair.
Herk scrambled to his feet, glancing anxiously at Becky who was being held most tenderly
in SH's arms, her face buried in his neck.
"Becky?? You okay?" whispered Herk.
"Becky?? Is she okay??" said The Sov.
"Becky?? Oh my gods, what did we do??" cried Kull as all
three knelt down and gently laid their hands upon her.
Freya looked at the window at all the commotion and rushed outside to see if she could
help.
"Herk! Sov!! Kull!! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!!
Now help SH up and get Becky inside!!" NOW!!
Herk, The Sov and Kull, all blushing and glancing anywhere but at Freya, did as she bid.
Soon Becky was safely in the Herkspital. The hug hot tub was being filled with warm
water and fragrant oils. Each hero was in the act of undressing when Freya walked
in.
"Ummmm, what do you think you are doing???" she said, running her tongue
over her lips, as she took in the four bare chests, and the one set of bare legs (whom do
you think is the fastest undresser??)
All four spoke at once and their words came out mumbled-jumbled. "Becky/hot
tub/needs help/ needs me/won't drown/wash back/soak knee/massage/rub body."
"Whoa boys!" cried Freya laughing..."okay, I get the picture...you all
want to go in the hot tub with Becky, right??"
All four nodded.
"Okay, here's the deal....you can all go....BUT....you must behave! No pushing,
no shoving, no dunking each other! Is that understood??? Becky is hurt...she
needs TLC......Understood??"
******
Becky is reclining in the hot tub...she is sitting between HerK's legs and is resting
against his chest. His arms are wrapped tightly around her waist and one hand is
stroking her breast as he nuzzles her neck. The Sov holds her right foot in his
hands and is massaging each toe, one at a time, stopping every once in a while to kiss her
instep. Kull has her left calf in his strong hands and is massaging it in deep
circles. SH is sitting on the edge, dipping fresh strawberries into melted chocolate
and whipped cream and feeding them to Becky, licking the little bits of chocolate from her
lips.......
****
Hope your knee is better Becky!!!
hugs,
Freya
~~Fantasy Angel~~
Herkspital Case number 20051998
Michelle admitted to the Herkspital
Freya's heart broke when she read Michelle's note and thought to herself:
"Self, how lucky we are that Melite found us GHerk. I cannot think of anyone
else who could make her feel better". So Freya quicky contacted GHerk and
explained Michelle's note. Such a tender look of concern and caring crossed GHerk's
face, that Freya had to glance away as she felt her throat close up.
"Where is she? GHerk asked...."I'll take care of this right away" and
in a flash of light, he was gone.
Everyone in the amazon camp was sending Michelle love and warm fuzzies. Herk and
SHerk were at her hut, each carrying a huge bouquet of flowers when GHerk appeared.
Michelle, feeling a
little bit better, gasped at the godly vision before her. Golden light shimmered
around GHerk and he held out his hand to Michelle. She glanced at Herk, who
smiled and nodded at her to go on. As she took GHerk's hand, she felt such a warm
tingle surge through her body and then he wrapped his arms around her and ***POOF*** they
were gone. SHerk blinked in amazement and asked "where'd they go, where''d they
go??"
When Michelle dared to open her eyes again, what she saw made her grab onto GHerk all the
tighter. For they were soaring thru the sky and the whole world was laid out before
them. Gentle puffy clouds tickled her face as they zoomed past them. She saw
oceans and mountains, lakes, and land. He showed her the wonders of the world (and
then some!). He told her to hold her breath and took her flying through the
stars!
And when he noticed that she was a little tired, he found the biggest, puffiest, whitest
cloud and settled them upon it, broke open a flask of Mt. Olympus wine, and they shared a
drink. As
she gazed into his deep blue eyes, and the wine worked its magic, Michelle began to smile.
GHerk placed his hands on either side of her face and brought his lips to hers.
As their lips met, they sunk out of view into the cloud.....
*****
Michelle---I'm so sorry to hear what happened...I hope this little story cheered you a
bit.
hugs,
Freya
~~Fantasy Angel~~
Herkspital Case number 09061998
Hilara admitted to the Herkspital
Herk, The Sov, and Kull trip all over each other in their haste to get to Hilara's
room.
"Get out of my way!" screams Kull as he swings his sword at The Sov's feet in an
attempt to trip him.
"Aha!! What do you take me for you fool?" growls The Sov as he ever
so gracefully jumps over the sword.
"Would the two of you be quiet!!" commands Herk, "this is a
hospital!!"
The three of them come to a skidding halt in front of the door of Hilara's room. The
Sov adjusts his leather cod piece (hey, those things have a way of riding up!!), Kull
adjusts his belt, and Herk does the infamous hair flip. Then all three try to
squeeze in the door at the same time.
They pop into the room to see SHerk sitting by Hilara's bedside holding a glass of water
to her lips. Startled, he spills the water down the front of her nightie.
"Geesh guys! Look what you made me do!" SHerk shouts as he wipes his hands
over Hilara's breasts trying to mop up the water.
The Sov gets an evil gleam in his eyes and pushes his way to Hilara's bedside.
Motioning SHerk to leave, he takes his place and whispers "let a real man do
that".
Before he could place his hands on her body, Herk throws him a towel and says "be
sure you use that!!"
As The Sov gently strokes the towel over the upper part of Hilara's body, her skin starts
to glow a nice rosy red. Kull places his hand upon her forehead to feel for fever.
Finding none, he bends and places his lips against her forehead.
Herk, feeling left out, takes Hilara's feet in his hands and finding them cold, starts
rubbing them. His hands move up and down her legs, warming....warming....hot.....
Kull's lips leave a trail of fire down the side of Hilara's face until he finds her pulse
point in her neck. There his lips nuzzle.....
The Sov is still stroking, stroking......
*****
I hope you are feeling better Hilara....I don't know about your fever thou....if I were
you, it would be really high about now!!
hugs,
Freya
~~Fantasy Angel~~
Herkspital Case number 19061998
Cokie in the OP wing of the Herkspital or the birth of the flavored pen connect the dots myth. <beg>
Herk bumped into The Sov in the hallway outside the OP wing at the HerKspital.
"What do you have in your hands" Herk asked.
"Oh, its, um, its a pen" replied The Sov.
"A pen?? For what?"
"Its to sign Cokie." Um, Cokie's cast..." replied The Sov.
"Cokie's cast?? Cokie doesn't have a cast" Herk said as he took the pen out of
The Sov's hand and read the label. "Wild Cherry Edible Body Paint
Pen....."
The Sov grabbed the pen out of Herk's hands and stuffed it into his cod piece.
"Um Sov....Herk asked sheepishly, do they come in any other flavors???"
The Sov raised one eyebrow, thought for a bit, then reached into his pocket and withdrew
Purple Passion, Orgasmic Orange, and Lusty Lemon. Herk picked Orange and
together they walked into Cokie's room.
**********
A short while later, sounds of insane giggling can be heard coming out of one of the
storerooms. Freya opens the door and sees Nannyboo lying there, nekid, looking
somewhat like a road map....different colored lines traveling in all different directions
ALL over her body. SHerk is standing over here, a bunch of edible body paint markers
held in his hand and she hears him say, "Wow Boo, you sure have a lot of freckles!
Roll over so I can play "connect the dots" on your back now."
Nannyboo sits up quickly, and yanks the edible body paint markers out of SHerk's hand.
She looks SHerk closely in the eye, making him swallow nervously.
"Nope, now I want to play a new game. It's called "Paint the
Banana". ;p
****
This was a collaboration effort of Freya and Nannyboo in between June 19 and 21 1998.
Herkspital Case number 08071998
Becky needs a little TLC
One could hardly see Becky as she lays back in a hot tub of rose scented bubbles, a
chilled glass of sparkling grape juice in her hand. Soft music is playing, the room
is gently backlit by candelight. Herk stands in one corner of the room watching her,
and starts to undress. Quietly, he slips in the tub behind Becky, his body slippery
and hard. He starts massaging her shoulders, every once in a
while stopping to raise her thick hair and kiss the back of her neck. He runs his
hands down the sides of her arms, and up the sides of her waist, just brushing her
breasts. He kneads gentle circles down her spine and tickles her tummy.
Just when Becky thinks she's gone to heaven, she hears a little splash and opens her eyes
just in time to catch The Sov slipping into the tub. He winks as he takes her leg in
his hands and starts rubbing her calf, then her foot, then her calf......
****
Okay Becky...just go with it...relax..... :)
Hope you're feeling better!!
hugs,
Fre
Herkspital Case number 13071998
Admitted to the Dumb injury ward <bg>
SHerk had just finished restocking the cabinets with scented candles, body oils, bubble
baths, soft fluffy towels, champagne, g-strings, body paint, edible
<slap....sorry...back on track now> um...fluffy towels when Becky stumbled in.
"Geesh Bec...what happened to you...it looks like the Sov got carried away with the
red Wild Cherry body marker all over you!" SHerk exclaimed as he ran over to her and
gently held her in his arms.
Thru dry, cracked swollen lips, Becky whispered...."sun...too mush sun...."
SHerk tenderly placed Becky in a chair and hurried to fill up the hot tub with warm water
and Aveeno. He helped her into this soothing bath and then placed cool damp tea bags
over her eyes. He brought over the aloe plant and broke off some branches, rubbing
the aloe onto her face and exposed shoulders. He filled his mouth with ice cold
champagne and then ran his tongue over her parched lips......
****
Hope your feeling better and looking less like a lobster!!
hugs,
Freya
Herkspital Case number 13071998
Chantal admitted to the Herkspital
Freya looked up from where she was sitting on The Sov's bare back (giving him a massage
girls!) as Herk and Kull entered her office.
"Hiya guys, thanks for coming ... I'll be finished here in a sec, and I sent SHerk to
fetch GHerk, and to pry PHerk away from Calico." She climbed off of The Sov
(smacking his bare bottom for luck) just as S, G, and PHerk walked thru the door.
"Okay, I guess you're wondering why I asked you here.....your special skills are
needed..."
The Sov cut in "what special skills, don't *I* satisfy you????" he growled
as he stood wrapping a towel around his waist and pulled Freya towards him. Freya looked
into his manic blue eyes, felt his hard body against hers, started to wrap her arms around
his neck,.... and Herk reached over, picked her up, and placed her back in her chair.
"You two can back to that later" Herk said..."now Freya, please
continue."
"Umm, ahem...yes...continue...umm, where was I??" Freya stammered, unable to
tear her eyes away from the Sov. Umm....Chantal...yes...that's why we are here...
"CHANTAL!!!' screamed Kull, "what's wrong with Chantal? Where is my
sweet?"
"Your sweet?? Get a life....Freya...tell me where she is and what is wrong with
her!" Herk commanded.
Freya stood and and rapped her war staff on her desk. "Guys, settle down...take
your chairs...I'll tell you!!"
"Okay, I'm admitting Chantal to the HerKspital for a few things...she hurt her ankle
pretty badly and that needs to be taken care of <Kull started rubbing his hands
together to warm them for the massage oil> and some dumb dentist did a number on
her."
The Sov stood up so quickly that his towel dropped (along with Freya's jaw).
"What dentist?? Where is he? I'll teach him to hurt her!!" He
grabbed Freya's war staff and stormed out of the
office while the rest of the guys collasped in a helpless fit of giggles.
Kull snapped his fingers in front of Freya's eyes and few times and then gently pulled her
hair. "Huh??? Whaaaat" she mumbled as she looked at Kull perched on
her desk. "Chantal" he reminded
her.
"Oh...yeah, her...um" <Freya rubs her eyes> Okay, she's in the VIP room
and..." before she could finish her sentence, Herk, Kull, S G & PHerk made a
beeline for the door and ran down the hall.
*****
Meanwhile, Nyxx, Deeva and Becca were taking a walk in the garden when suddenly a naked
Sov stormed past them. Thud, thud, Crash!!...Nyxx bumped into Deeva, who bumped into
Becca who
bumped into a tree. The three of them turned to watch his retreating tush, their
drool gently dripping to the ground.
"Wow, did you see the way he carried his warstaff?" asked Deeva.
"Yeahhhh, he carried it so well" Nyxx sighed, "But why do you call it a
warstaff?? You don't make war with it." Becca murmured. The other two
turned and looked at her as she realized what she just said and blushed a lovely shade of
red..
*****
GHerk (using his godly powers to cheat) arrived at Chantal's room first. She smiled
as he almost flew into the wall, did a mid air flip, and landed at the side of her bed.
Taking her hand in his,
he gently raised it to his lips and, BOOM, the door crashed opened and the rest of the
guys tumbled in.
"Chantal!" "Darling!" Sweetcheeks!" Mistress!" Honey"
the guys all called at once as they pushed and shoved each other for a spot around her
bed.
"I was here first!" "Get out of my way!" "She likes
me better than you!" The guys were all speaking at once again until Herk stood
up and yelled:
"BE QUIET! WE ARE HERE TO MAKE CHANTAL FEEL BETTER, NOT TO GIVE
HER A HEADACHE BY ALL OUR YELLING!!"
The guys all looked at each other and at Chantal, then down at their feet and Chantal
whispered "Its okay guys, I'm so glad you are here, all of you....hey, wait a
sec...is Freya being selfish and keeping The Sov to herself??"
*****
Meanwhile, Nannyboo, Melite, SQ, Becky, Danaan, Hestia, Cokie, Shaua, Angelika, and Andi
were having a very competitive game of volleyball. In the middle of Andi's power
serve, WHOOSH, The Sov crashed thru the woods, right into the playing field, knocked
over the net, grabbed the ball, crushed it, and disappeared into the woods again, all the
time repeating "must find bad dentist, teach him lesson".
One by one the amazons looked at each other, remembered to breathe, and one by one
collasped on the grass.
"I think I've been out in the sun too long" Danaan said, "I'm seeing things".
"Me too" said Melite.
Cokie asked, "what exactly did everyone see"? Spying the crushed ball
at Andi's feet, Boo remarked "Wow, that was some serve Andi"! Angelika
couldn't wipe the smile from her face.
*****
"Don't worry about the Sov, we're here, and we'll take care of you" Kull said
tersely.
"Yeah, but Freya promised all of....mmmrrpph" the rest of what she wanted to say
was cut off by PHerk's lips pressing against her. His lips were soon replaced by
Gherk's lips, as Kull took
some sandlewood oil and started ever so gently to massage her swollen ankle. SHerk
flipped her over and started giving her a full body rub, pouting each time another one of
the guys came too
close. On her left shoulder her rubbed in some lavender oil, on her right, some rose
scented oil. The top of her back got jasmine, the middle gardenia. Soon the
whole room began to smell like a field of wild flowers. Herk sat in front of Chantal
and began reading love poems to her, the sound of his voice gently lulling her to sleep.
GHerk was mixing up a mixture of cloves and whiskey to put on her
tooth.
****
The Sov searched all of Herkdom and couldn't find this blasted dentist. He stumbled
upon a group of amazons having lunch. Star almost choked as she spied The Sov
standing there in all his glory. Rhena jumped up and slapped her on the back, but
then she saw The Sov . The amazons all turned to see what they were staring at.
Pieces of sandwiches and salads dropped to the ground. "Why is everyone
looking at me??" he demanded. "I'm looking for someone called dentist, do
you know where I can find this man?" No one answered. "I'm
hungry" he said as he grabbed a sandwich from Tedras's plate. "Whats good
for lunch?" he asked.
"Um, foot long hero" Hilara sputtered as Voluptua piped out "hotdogs with
buns". Josee repeated "buns...oh those buns".
****
Chantal was feeling rather wonderful as she lay surrounded by her favorite guys.
GHerk had taken over for SHerk and was now giving her a full frontal body rub. Kull
had both her feet in his hands
and was giving her the most relaxing foot massage. Herk was peeling grapes and
feeding them to her. PHerk had his guitar out and was singing beautifully.
*****
Chantal dear...I hope you are feeling better....wouldn't it be great if we could take The
Sov with us to the dentist...I'm sure they would much more careful!!
hugs,
Freya
~~Fantasy Angel~~
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