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TALES
FROM THE HERKSPITAL
EPISODE ONE
by Freya Fantasy Angel Sorbo-List
Herkspital Case number 4756
Name : Susan
Pain: Legs
After Kull gently placed Susan in bed, The Sov piled up pillow after pillow and laid them under her legs (stealing a glance up her nightgown whenever he got a chance :)). When her legs were elevated to just the right height, The Sov sat down on the bed and started rubbing Susan's knees. Kull, eager for his turn, pounded The Sov on the back and commanded that he move and let Kull have a turn. The Sov quickly jumped to his feet and pushed Kull backwards, Kull reached for his sword....and Herk walked in, saw the fight, grabbed both their heads and knocked them together and threw them to the floor. Then Herk sat down on the bed and took Susan's hands in his, gazed deep into her eyes, and placed a kiss on her forehead.
"How are you feeling my love?" he asked, concern clearly visible in his eyes.
"I'm fine now that you are here" Susan whispered.
"Then I will stay with you until you are better" Herk replied as he lay down beside her and wrapped his arms around her. "And whenever you have to move, Simple Herk will carry you. I've sent amazons into the woods to gather herbs which I will make into a paste, and every hour I will smooth it on your legs, it is guaranteed to take away the pain".
"But I will get bored just lying here....won't I" Susan thought out loud.
"Bored?? No, my love, I'm sure I can think of things to do so that you won't get bored" Herk said with a sexy grin.
Pain: back ache
Herk opened the door to the Amazon Hospital hot tub room and spied Angelika soaking in one of the tubs. He noticed that her eyes were closed so he quietly walked up behind her and laid his hands on her shoulders. He bent and gave her a gentle kiss of the top of her head. She woke with a start but Herk was quick to whisper assurances and told her to close her eyes and relax. Then he started massaging her shoulders and her arms. Angie murmured her pleasure and Herk took off those thick leather pants and slid into the tub behind Angie, all the while rubbing and kneading her sore back. His hands worked lower and lower until Angie felt nothing but pleasure.
Tomorrow Angie will be "taken care of" by The Sov....
Pain: all over due to a car accident right before the Burbank convention
The lights in one room were dimmed and a figure could be seen laying under some blankets. Herk tiptoed in and ever so gently sat down on the edge of the bed. Tears glistened in his eyes as he looked down at our SaraQuinn, all bruised and bandaged. He tenderly brushed back some of her hair and applied a cold compress to a bump on her head. SaraQuinn stirred and slowly opened her eyes. She grinned when she saw the Big Guy.
Herk: "Don't ever do that again! You scared me half out of my mind!!!"
SQ: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to"
Herk: "It doesn't matter....just as long as you're okay."
SQ: "Well, I'm kinda cold"....
Herk looked down at one of his favorite amazons and said "I can fix that". With that, he stood up, and peeled off his shirts. Then he bent down and undid his boots, slipping them off too. "Geesh, I hate these fasteners on my pants, they always get stuck" he said as he tried to undo them. "Come closer, I'll try to help" SQ whispered, not daring even to blink...if this was a dream, she didn't want to wake up from it.
Herk faced her, and with fumbling fingers, SQ finally undid the fasteners. Herk took his hands and slid them down inside his pants along his hips. Noticing SQ expression he explained "these leather pants seem to stick to me, I just can't pull them down, kinda have to wiggle out of them." And did he wiggle! The pants started inching lower and lower as Herk did the LeatherWiggle. He turned this way and that...first giving SQ a glimpse of that soft trace of dark hair that starts right under his belly button and continues all the way down (to what Melite calls "his treasure"), then giving her a glimpse of the tops of his tight little buns. SQ's breathing got heavier and heavier, and a little spot of drool glistened in the corner of her mouth. Herk noticed her eyes glazing over and with his pants stuck around his knees collapsed on the bed. "SaraQuinn! SaraQuinn" he called gently rubbing her cheeks. "Huuuhhh??" she muttered. "Come here big boy!"
"I thought you passed out, you know you have to watch bumps on the head...you could have a concussion!" Herk said. "Maybe you should have an x-ray?"
"X-rated? x-rated what?" asked SQ, her hands sliding first along Herk's chest, then down his exposed hips. "X-rated dream? Is that what I'm having? Kewl!" she said with a sly smile, lets make it triple X then!" Her hands gently kneaded the roundness of his tush, and Herk gasped in surprise. "Umm, SQ, I really don't think we should be doing this.....<a sigh of pleasure escaped his mouth>....especially so soon after your accident". "Shhhh, this is exactly what the doctor ordered" she whispered as she hooked her toes into Herk's pants and pushed them all the way off...........
Names: Lonesome Dove and Rheana
Pain: flu
Herk paused as he heard coughing coming from Lonesome Dove's room. "Ohoh" he thought, "she sounds pretty sick. I better go get the Vicks".
Meanwhile The Sov made his way into Rheana's room. He quietly gave Phoenicia to Freya to take care while he *took care* of her mommy.
"Hey Rheana, how are you doing" he said, as he knelt by her rocking chair.
"Oh, I've felt better" she sighed, bringing her hand up to her chest. "I'm just so tired and achy" she said as she rocked back and forth. The Sov's eyes followed the motion...."why do you do that" he asked. "Because its soothing, it makes me feel better" Rheana replied. The Sov, with an evil gleam in his eye, asked "Does all rocking make you feel better"?
"Hum, yeah, I guess so" Rheana replied....
With that The Sov scooped Rheana up in his strong arms, kicked the bedroom door shut, and.....
Herk enters Lonesome Dove's room. He sees her lying there, tissues strewn all around, her nose is red, her eyes watery. She spies him out of the corner of her eye and quickly throws the blankets over her head.
"Go Away! I don't want you to see me like this" she attempted to yell...but it came out all froggy sounding.
"Dovey? Come out now" Herk whispered. "Its okay....why, I think you look beautiful."
"Do you really?" asked Dove from under the blankets.
"Of course I do you silly, come out now so I can make you feel better" Herk replied.
Dove lowered the blanket just a bit so that her two big eyes could feast upon Herk sitting on her bed. Herk grinned, and tugged at the blankets pulling them a little lower. "I brought you hot lemon tea, what is it with lemon and you amazons anyway?" he said. "I made some chicken soup and brought a lot of extra soft Puffs."
Dove took a sip of tea and felt its warmth spread through her body (or was that because Herk was leaning so close to her?) Herk took a tissue and gently wiped her face. "Hmmm, you feel feverish, let me check" he said as he bent closer and touched his lips to her forehead. Dove's arms snaked out from under the blankets and wrapped themselves around HerK's neck. "Ummm, Idon't feel very good" she said, "I need you to hold me, tighter.....tighter.....I'm dizzy....the room is spinning....."
"OhOh, can't have that" Herk said as he lay down next to her, wrapping his arms tightly around her. His lips brushed against her hair and he breathed in the scent. "feeling better?" he asked......
Pain: skidoo accident (yeah, SQ is prone to accidents <g>)
SaraQuinn sits on the floor of her closet muttering to herself "I'll > never drive anything again that has an engine, nope....gonna get me a horse and buggy...no engine...nope, no more".
The closet door slowly opens an inch at a time, letting in just a bit of light. SQ squints up and sees the most beautiful blue eyes looking down at her.
"SQ??? You in there?" Herk whispers as he opens the door a little further.
"A huh" SQ replies, attempting to get up.
"Oh no you don't" says Herk as he reaches into the closet and wraps his arms around SQ's waist and gently lifts her to his chest. "No walking for you, little one. You have to rest your leg. Freya sent me here to look for you, she has a room ready for you in the Amazon Hospital. Its your old room, she's thinking of naming it after you." ;)
SQ sighed as she snuggled into his chest and wrapped her arms around his neck.
After Herk deposited SQ on the softest feather mattress imaginable, he gently kissed the top of her head and told her he would be back. SQ sank blissfully into the mattress and closed her eyes, only to be aroused by a warm touch on her injured leg. She opened her eyes and saw a broad, muscular back encased in black leather straps, sun kissed golden brown hair just brushing his shoulders. Arms were gently massaging her leg, kneading the sore muscles. He started at the top of her thigh and worked slowly down, gently rubbing around each bump and bruise. He picked up her foot and massaged each toe, then the ball of her foot, then the arch. A moan of intense pleasure escaped SQ's lips and his eyes lit up. He turned and looked at her, a smile playing at the corners of his mouth. "Did I hurt you my sweet?" he asked shifting his body so he now faced her. SQ slowly shook her head back and forth. "Good. I'm here to make you feel better" The Sov said as he ran his finger down the middle of her forehead down her nose and then touched her lips. "Close your eyes and just relax" he purred.
As SQ closed her eyes, she felt him continue the kneading, the rubbing, the gentle pressing. He now was massaging both her legs, tracing little pictures on her thighs which she tried so hard to keep together. His hands reached higher, brushing against her hips and the small hollow below her belly button. His hands cupped her full breasts as he bent his head and kissed her, gently at first, then with more insistence. SQ's arms snaked around his neck and she raised her body to meet his......
Sometime after Herk entered the room, his arms full of special herbs and oils that he prepared to massage SQ's boo boos with. Herk saw that SQ was sleeping soundly, grinning from ear to ear, and he decided not to wake her. He tiptoed out thinking he'd come back later....
Pain: muscles pain
Herk walks into the Amazon Hospital Outpatient Wing carrying a very tired and sore kitty. SHerk looks up from the bow he's trying to tie on his pants and asks "Herk, who is it?? and why are you carrying her?
Is she hurt? Should I call The Sov??"
Herk gently lays Calico down on a massage table and covers her with a warm blanket. "Its my favorite kitty Calico, and no she's not really hurt, she's just tired and achy and sore". SHerk gets a big smile on his face and rushes over to the table. "Can I do her Herk, can I??? Please, can I do her?? Melite showed me how!! he says with a big smile on his face. "I know where the oils are, and I'm really strong, see..." he says as he picks up Herk. "Whoa big guy" Herk says, "put medown....yes you can *do* her, but only after I check her out. So scoot...go find Melite and tell her you need another lesson."
SHerk runs out the door shouting for Melite as Herk gently removes the blanket from Calico, then her clothes. He rolls her over on her tummy and sits down on the bed. Taking some lavender oil he pours it in the palm of his hand and then rubs his hands together to warm it. He starts rubbing Calico's back, and then kneading her aching shoulders. Calico is just about to drift off to dreamland when she feels four hands upon her body. She tries to raise her head to look, but The Sov gently shushes her. His hands are massaging her feet, then her calves. He is working his way up to her thighs when Calico feels another pair of hands on her. Not daring to open her eyes, she moves her arms which are quicky put back where they were and Kull says "shhhh kitty, just relax......
Herkspital Case number 8976
Name: Shauna
Pain: Headache
Herk rushes into the intensive care room at the Herkspital, almost knocking The Sov over with the swinging doors. Freya looks up from her admittance clipboard as Herk pulls up short in front of her and anxiously asks, "What happened? I heard Shauna got hurt!! Is she okay??"
Not waiting for an answer, he zips over to Shauna's bed and takes her hand in his. He removes the ice pack from her head and winces as he spies two big bumps. Shauna groans and he gently replaces the ice packs and kisses her forehead, causing her to wince again.
"Get away from her you big lug!" The Sov growls, "you're hurting her and I WON'T ALLOW that!"
"Well, who died and left you in charge?" Herk growls back.
"I am in charge, you....."
Before he could continue, Freya pipes up "QUIET you two...while I'm sure Shauna would swoon to know you two hunks are fighting over her, what she needs now is quiet...and TLC...and if you can't provide that, then get the heck out of this room!" <stamping her foot for emphasis>
Herk and The Sov both blush and with downcast eyes mumble "Sorry".
"Okay then, I'm going to go get more ice for her head...Be nice" Freya warns as she leaves.
The Sov and Herk both look at each other and as if reading each other's minds , they remove the blanket from Shauna's bod (cute little red leather teddy Shauna...but doesn't it get hot??)
They each take one of her feet in their hands and start massaging her little toesies. The Sov pops one in his mouth, causing Shauna to let out a little moan.
Not to be outdone, Herk licks the arch of her foot. Shauna moans a little louder.
The Sov starts kneading Shauna's calf.
Herk removes a little flask from his shirt and pours his special blend of wildflower oil onto Shauna's thigh. He strokes his hands back and forth, up and down, gently pressing into the snowy whiteness of the inside of her thigh. Shauna arches her back.
The Sov, jealous now, moves to the middle of the bed. Herk is now kneading both of Shauna's thighs, up and down, higher and higher.
The Sov kisses Shauna's neck, leaving a trail of hot kisses down her throat and into her cleavage. He grasps her heaving breasts in his hands and with his teeth, unclasps her teddy.
Shauna bites back a scream.....
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