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Apollena's Adventures in Redecorating
Rent a Herk story
by Hilara
"These treasures of yours are indeed very beautiful. But nothing could be as precious and exquisite as you my Queen. I am here to fufill your every need and desire" Kull said. He pulled Apollena to him and gave her a long passionate kiss.
"Thank you, my King" Apollena replied before she gave him an equally blazing kiss in return. "Apollena" Sov bellowed. "I need instruction." She reluctantly withdrew from Kull's embrace.
"Where are you, Sov?" "In the bathroom?" "What is he doing" she wondered. She couldn't think of a thing that needed moving in there."I'd better go see what he's up to." Apollena told Kull.
"Be careful love. He's a sneaky son of a she demon." "I will, Mystalia has already warned we list sisters that he's been in the bathroom antics mood this week." Kull smiled as he began removing his shirt. "I better start moving some furniture. I see HerK and SHerK have already begun."
Apollena could have stood there all day staring at his magnificent chest but Sov would
not be denied. "Apollena, I'm waiting." "Alright Sov, here I come."
"This had better be good." "Oh it will be very good" Sov promised as
she entered the room. He threw back the shower curtain to reveal himself
in the all together.
"Great gods of Olympus, Sov what are you doing?" "You
promised we could be without clothes in the water." he said sullenly. "I said we
could run through the sprinklers in the dark" Apollena said laughing. "I don't
want to wait until dark." "I'm hot now, and I want to get hotter." He
grabbed her arm and pulled her into the shower with him. "Sov, my clothes" she
shrieked. "Don't worry, I'll take care of those." "Now lets see how steamy
we can make it in here."
When Apollena emerged from the bathroom awhile later she was in a new outfit and her hair
was still
damp. Sov had disappeared off in another direction. The work had continued in her
abscence. The
new console TV and the VCR was attached.
"Try it out GHerK" told Ap with pride as he put one hand around her shoulder. I think you will find the picture heavenly." She pulled out one of her Hercules tapes. It just happened to be "If I Had A Hammer". The picture was indeed marvelous.
SHerK and PHerK were carrying one of the columns across the room, when suddenly SHerK heard himself on TV. "I'm in the box" he shouted. "Im in the box."
His end went swinging wildly and PHerK struggled to keep it steady. HerK
made a dive across the room and was able to catch the end that SHerK had abandoned
before any damage was done. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief except SHerK who had seated
himself in front of the TV and was watching himself in blissful abandonment.
Soon all the furniture was moved and darkness had fallen. It had been a very long day. All
of the crew had left except for Kull. The sprinklers were on and his clothes were off. He
and Apollena danced within the water's spray to a music all their own.