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Rent a Herk story
by Hilara
Baucis saw Forge HerK coming down the driveway. He had on cut-off blue jeans and no
shirt. "I'm here to check on your furnace and stove" he called out to her.
Baucis had a huge grin on her face. She took his hand and led him into the house. Once
inside Forge HerK took her in his arms and kissed her with passionate fire. Baucis
nearly melted. "On second thought maybe I should have you fix the refrigerator and
the air conditioner" she sighed.
Forge HerK laughed and then got to work. He bent in front of the stove. Baucis seated
herself directly behind him. She had a wonderful "view". He made a few
adjustments and soon
the stove was fully operational. FHerK stood and turned around. He grinned from ear to ear
when he saw where Baucis had placed herself.
He took her hand and gently pulled Baucis from her seat. He hugged her tightly before
he said "Lead
me to your furnace." They walked hand and hand into the basement. "I hope your
going to stay and
keep me company." he told her."I wouldn't dream of being anywhere else"
Baucis confided. They both started whistling "Come on Baby Light My Fire" then
gave into fits of hysterical laughter. When they recovered he changed the filters, checked
for leaks etc.
"Everything appears to be in perfect working order" he informed her.
Baucis who had been keeping an eye on his flexing muscles replied "It certainly
is". "Of course, all you have to do is call me" FHerK told her. "I'm
ready, willing and able to keep you warm even on the coldest of nights, my love"
"I''ll remember that" Baucis promised.
"Why don't you stay for supper FHerK?" she invited.
"Well I'm awfully dirty." "My shower is your shower" Baucis said.
"I sure hope you mean that literally" he replied with a charming grin. "I
like to share."