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TALES FROM THE HERKSPITAL
Cure for the KS blues... twister story
by Freya, Fantasy Angel
A new wing has been opened in the Amazon Hospital. Actually, it’s one great big room with lots of little cubbies off to one side (for those who want privacy of course ;p). The floor is covered by the softest carpet, huge pillows and down filled mattresses are scattered all around. There's a fire cheerfully burning in a huge stone fireplace and an extra large hot tub stands in one corner surrounded by fluffy towels. Soft music is playing in the background and the air is scented with jasmine.
Melite and Shauna are fighting over what kind of bubble bath should go into the hot tub. Nannyboo is playing quietly with a new laptop. SaraQuinn, Nyxx, Castalia, Becca and going through a photo album filled with pics of Kevin. "Oh, I love that one" cries SaraQ, "look at his bare chest, so strong, so muscular, so....so married. sob sob". Becca puts a comforting arm around SaraQ's shoulders and all the amazons let out a huge sigh.
Suddenly the door bursts open and HerKules strides in. He takes a look around at all the sad faces. "What's wrong" he asks as he kneels down besides Nyxx and cradles her face in his hands. His eyes fall upon the photo album.
"Oh ... HIM...." he says. He closes the book and stuffs it under a mattress.
"Why are you thinking about him when I'm here?" he asks.
"Come on! Cheer up, we're going to have a great time together. I've arranged for one of my friends to join us".
The door burst open again and The Sovereign appeared carrying bouquets of flowers and leather whips. "Where's Melite" he growled. A big splash was heard and all eyes turned to the hot tub just as Melite's head surfaced the water.
"I...I slipped....I think" she sputtered. The Sov quickly strode over to her and with one arm pulled her from the water and into his chest. He pulled her hair back to expose her neck and with a low rumble in his throat, roughly kissed the white fullness of the tops of her breasts. Still holding her close, he made his way to one of the private cubbies, kicking the door shut behind them.
We last saw Melite being carried into a private cubby by The Sov (lucky gal!). Shauna decided to soak in the hot tub and is presently seeing how she looks with a bubble beard, or a little pointy hat made of bubbles, or a bubble bikini. Nannyboo finally got her laptop to work and is downloading all sorts of pics of the Big Guy.
Herk, feeling unsure of what to do for all these depressed amazons, goes back to forth to each one, giving a hug there, a kiss here. He smiles when he sees Freya walk in and rushes to her side, scoops her up in his big, strong, muscular arms and gives her a great big kiss.
Freya: "Wow! Thanks! What was that for Handsome?"
HerK: "I'm just so glad to see someone smiling' around here"
Freya: <looking around at all the sad faces of her amazon sisters> "Oh yeah, I see what you mean...."
HerK: I almost thought I'd have to call one of those help lines.....911?? 411? 747? I don't know what to do for them anymore, and its all because of HIM!!"
Freya watches as Becca slides the Kevin Sorbo photo album back into view. "Geesh, these gals have it bad -- but I think I may know something that may cheer them up",
Just then a loud, long, piercing scream was heard coming from one of the cubbies. Freya arched an eyebrow and said "Melite" with a grin.
Freya walked over to one of the cabinets and pulled a large box down. She then started spreading this HUGE plastic sheet on the floor....the sheet was covered with these colored circles.
She stood in front of the amazons and whistled....slowly one by one they looked up. "Come on girls, we're gonna play a game!" Collective moans and groans could be heard from the group. "A game, I don't want to play a game". "What does she think we are, babies?" "I'm not playing a dumb game".....
A door was heard slamming and The Sov strolled up to the sheet. "Twister! I love Twister! I'm first!!"
Freya started laughing. "There is room for everyone -- if only they'd get up!".
Herk and The Sov started pulling the amazons to their feet and positioning them around the colored circles.
Left foot yellow, right hand blue, right foot red, left foot green. With the last call, The Sov was bent over like a pretzel, his cute little tush in those skin tight black leather pants right in front (actually within biting distance) of Cokie who all of a sudden felt very feverish. With a grin, he turned his head and casually asked "you like the view?" Cokie could only nod her reply.
Left hand yellow, right foot green. Herk was on his back, his tush just barely touching the floor, both Gazelle and Calico were leaning over him. "Ow" cried Calico, "someone is standing on my hair"
"Oops sorry, that must be my hand" said Herk as he tried to move it, causing Calico to come crashing down on top of him. "Oooaauuff, I'm sorry" she stammered, staring into those big baby blues.
"Its all right, as long as you're okay??" asked Herk, wrapping his arms around her a little tighter.
"Uummm, I think I hurt my um, back, yeah, ouch, my back hurts".
"Your back? YOu think a nice massage would help it feel better?" Herk asked as he ever so gently got up still cradling the injured (yeah right) kitty in his arms and carried her into one of the private cubbies.
Meanwhile, The Sov was really getting into the game. So much so that his leather outfit became much too hot to wear and he starting stripping off pieces of it and throwing it to the amazons.....
The Twisted Twister game is over and a group of exhausted amazons collapse around the bar. Some are drinking sparkling champagne, some fruit juice, some water....but they all are laughing and having a great time.
The Sov sneaks up behind Star and wraps his hands around her tiny waist. She smiles coyly up at him asking "did you have a good time playing Twister Sov?" He answers "yep, I had a very good time...um, you wouldn't by any chance be double jointed now, would you?" He has a very evil gleam in his eyes. Star's cheeks turn a nice rosy red (not those cheeks Melite....those turn red later!) as she slowly nods her head yes. The Sov raises an eyebrow and extends his hand. They make their way into one of the private cubbies :)
Meanwhile Melite, Storm, KSnymph, and Angelika are huddled in one corner a pack of playing cards and a magic marker in front of them. SaraQuinn (fully recovered :)), Mez, and Chantal have moved a lot of the pillows and stuff out of the way and the song "I Will Survive" is blasting on the stereo. Patti and Ladylegs are doing the "Bump" and trying to teach it to Simple Herc who is having a marvelous time bumping all the amazons (Freya rubs her hip in pain as she writes this).
Nannyboo and HerK are in a heated discussion by the hot tub. "But Herk, Boo is saying, we can make tons of money from this....IT is a magic cure....look at Freya (who is now trying to bump Rheana into the fountain). Her headache is gone, her skin is glowing, ya know...she kinda looks like the cat who ate the canary...she's had that stupid grin on her face for days now". HerK looks at Freya and a smile touches his lips.
"Earth to HerK! Earth to HerK!!" Nanny pokes him in the ribs with a grin. "Um, I've been called a lot of things in my life, but never a magic cure. I dunno....I have to think about it. I'm not sure it works." Herk said. "Not sure??? Not sure you could cure a headache???" cried Nanny as she raised her hand to her forehead and began to rub it. "What's the matter Nanny" asked Herk. "Oh, I don't know...I just got this darn headache" she replied. Suddenly both of them got a gleam in their eyes and off they went to another private cubby.
Melite and Angie are arguing about what is the best way to mark cards when Ares appears in a flash of light. "What are you up to now?" he smirks as he takes the deck away from them. "Umm, a game....just a game" stutters Melite. "A game?" I love games" Ares whispered so nastily. "What game are you thinking about?" he asks leaning so close to Storm that his beard tickles her cheek. "ummm, errr, Go Fish? She replies.
"I don't think so" Ares answers, now rubbing his beard ever so gently across the top of her lips. "uummm, OUCH!" she cried as KSnymph stepped on her foot.
"Come on ladies....you can tell me.....lets see...a deck of card...a magic marker....my half brother.....gee, could you possibly want to play Strip Poker???"
All four amazons lower their eyes and mumble something or another. Melite is heard blaming Calico, Angie is pointing across the room at Shauna. Ares just laughs and in another flash of light something appears on the table.
"What's this? asks Euri as she came skipping over. "Oh kewl, a pair of goggle eyes glasses" she said as she snapped them up and put them on. The other amazons burst out laughing at the site of Euri wearing heavy black eyeglass frames with plastic eyes bouncing up and down on springs. But Euri just stood there, her mouth hanging wide open.
Soft music is playing, candles are burning...The Sov hands Star a flute of bubbly as she settles herself on the end of the softest mattress imaginable. "Are you really double jointed?" he asks with a gleam in his eyes. "You really twisted your body around on the Twister board" he sighs.
"Watch this!!!" Star shouts as she twists her elbow sideways. "And this!!" she yells, as she bends her fingers backwards. "Pretty kewl, huh?"
The Sov looks down at her thru half closed eyes, smiles, and says "yes, that is, ahem, kewl...but that is not the double jointedness I was thinking about..."
Star feeling very embarrassed mumbles "oh"....
The Sov gently places both flutes down and bends over Star until she is leaning all the way back, her weight is resting on her elbows. The Sov places his knees between her legs and with his hands, softly tickles Star under her arms...down the sides of her breasts....her elbows collapse and she falls back onto the mattress. The Sov smiles....such a sexy smile...and placing his hands on either side of Star head, bends slowly...until his body is resting against hers, his lips graze her lips, her cheek, her neck. He reaches for her hands and raises them up above her head as he plunges his tongue into her ear......
Freya :)
(lol, who is on her way to look at communion dresses now....how can I look at white lace when all I can think of is black leather????)
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